Less inept that Santa Clauseau, more friendly than Santa Klaus Barbie, and less scary than the Sarantula, this "Santa Claus" is a big, fat old guy with a white beard who creeps down chimneys and leaves presents for children.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2018 What a daft idea.-- 8th of 7, Dec 17 2018 Baked - by Santa Claus! (when will it end? - not for a while as there's still Santa's Cods + a few more as yet unmentionables)-- xenzag, Dec 17 2018 I don't understand the idea. It resembles nothing in the real world and is merely derivative of a series of halfbakery posts. The name doesn't even rhyme, or pun, or anything. I suppose the only thing that can be said of it is that it is original.-- pocmloc, Dec 17 2018 random, halfbakery