Is there going to be a Rent-A-Troll catalog that vfrackis can place an ad in, too? jutta, Jul 22 2009
So the formula is: i) Take something that already exists ii) Make it annoying - oops I mean "adventurous" in some way iii) Post it as a halfbakery idea iv) Hilarity Ensues zen_tom, Jul 07 2009
Hi [vfrackis] - have you noticed the correlation between fishbones and fun-spoiling yet? If you had just come up with some sort of chaperone avoidance decoy things could have been so different. [-] Again.
wagster, Jul 24 2009
[Mar 02 2009, last modified Jul 24 2009]
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Accent Certification Society
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Adult Playground Equipment
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Airline Toilet Flush Simulator
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Anaconda Line
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Animal Clothing for Humans
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Animal Garbage Can Surprise
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anti addiction supply dogs
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Anti Love Micro Text Wrapping Paper
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Back Yard Dog Crane
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Bag Lady
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Bald Contempt License
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Barbie De-storer Keepsake Vender
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Barbie Doll Chandelier
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CarPet
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The LORD will be with you.
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Un-Brella2
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UNDER-DOG-MULTI
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Vice Driving University
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VM=EM Urinal
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welcome to the Egodrone
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