this is wrapping paper with volumes of the most vile insults printed on it. Printed with too small a font size for anyone to read without a magnifying glass.-- vfrackis, May 17 2010 Times_20Lewd_20Roman I suggest you use this typeface, to double the effect [xenzag, May 21 2010] Wonderful for those relatives you have to provide gifts for for marital relations purposes but don't really like.-- RayfordSteele, May 17 2010 Like your wife ?-- 8th of 7, May 17 2010 Bad day at the meet-market ?-- FlyingToaster, May 18 2010 Is the text the pattern or is it like the microprint in a dollar bill?
Bigger or smaller than the font in my Oxford Compact Dictionary? That is smaller than most can read, but I can still make out.
(+)-- MisterQED, May 18 2010 Cool, and stereogrammed for subliminal insultation.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 18 2010 A little passive-aggressive, nay?-- BunsenHoneydew, May 20 2010 You don't have actually to bake this: just see that it's widely publicised, and then take note of which relatives use a magnifying glass when unwrapping your presents.-- mouseposture, May 20 2010 // and then take note of which relatives use a magnifying glass when unwrapping your presents// I love this even more. Then have paper that says "What are you looking for?" "How Anal are you?" "Those who look for fault in all things will find them."-- MisterQED, May 21 2010 random, halfbakery