This is a muzzle that straps to a persons face and has a slot located near the wearers mouth precisely wide enough and precisely tall enough to accommodate insertion a single saltine cracker.
-- vfrackis, Jan 19 2018

Good one. [+] (needs a few apostrophes)
-- xenzag, Jan 19 2018


Or a coin. If you insert enough, do some crisps come out?
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 19 2018


Obligatory WIFRTT: When I First Read The Title I thought this was going to be an idea on how to keep The Donald's mouth in check.

Had it been so, I would have awarded it a croissant stuffed with a cheeseburger, with some KFC popcorn chicken on the side! Or maybe BOTH sides!!
-- Canuck, Jan 23 2018


No! Let him rant and rave away. He's doing a good job of putting China into being the world's most powerful and influential global leader. Eventually he'll be carted off to a padded room for his own welfare, as America folds itself up into a backward cul-de-sac.
-- xenzag, Jan 23 2018


I do not look forward to living in the country with the worlds largest unprotected border on that day.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 23 2018


// a backward cul-de-sac //

… like, for example, Alabama …
-- 8th of 7, Jan 23 2018



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