Have you ever seen a rubberized keyboard? Well these are underwear made from rubberized keyboard.
I believe that while they would not only be very comfortable the very nature of the keyboard would encourage people to touch them in the same way people seem compelled to touch a pregnant woman's belly.
The wearer would have the added benefit of seeing what their daily activity while wearing them might type in a word processor.
Some people study Bible code well the wearer or an interested party might choose to study underwear code instead. Image what could be revealed.-- vfrackis, Aug 11 2017 actual images of keyboard pants https://www.google....gC&biw=1280&bih=878 [beanangel, Sep 08 2017] So do I wear this over the top of my superhero costume or is it underneath my regular Clark Kent clothes?-- caspian, Aug 11 2017 It doubles as the hotpants.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 12 2017 Well, at least it's not in - Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, there should be an appropriate category for this .....
How about -
Computer: Laptop
or
Computer: Game: Sex-- normzone, Sep 07 2017 So not about hot desking.-- wjt, Sep 08 2017 But definitely related to hot keys.-- normzone, Sep 08 2017 Well, more likely body temperature... warm, rather than hot.-- 8th of 7, Sep 08 2017 This reminds me of how I wanted to use wikipedia globes as cups on a bikini or bra... I thought it would be great click bait.-- beanangel, Sep 08 2017 Slap bait, more like ... and then an arrest for assault.-- 8th of 7, Sep 08 2017 Sturton gets a terrible itch on his ampersand in hot weather.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 08 2017 random, halfbakery