Like a box of wine but way way better, THIS WILL HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

This is a Box O Guinness that you can share with your fellow country men. It comes with several straws attached so that each person may drink simultaneously. Once emptied the Box O Guinness instantly becomes a functional bagpipe kit that may be played for everyone's listening pleasure.
-- vfrackis, Aug 13 2014

Bunned, as doubt if it can hold internal pressure enough for ear-scouring effect.

Only really interesting bit is when one of first bosses of Guinness died, the state made so much from death duties that they could put income tax down. Bill Gates, your not even close...
-- not_morrison_rm, Aug 14 2014


You want to open up your box for Irish men? God help us.
-- 4and20, Aug 14 2014


//functional bagpipe kit that may be played for everyone's listening pleasure. //

Whatever you're taking, you probably want to lay off it for a bit ...
-- 8th of 7, Aug 14 2014


Guinness, apparently... never had that effect on me though.
-- Skewed, Aug 14 2014


+ I'll be listening from the other side of the pond.
-- xandram, Aug 14 2014



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