Runs from the back of the church to the baptismal font/pool near the alter. Naturally the log is shaped like a blunted crucifix. Lots of holy water splashes and fun.-- vfrackis, Jan 31 2011 All we need now is weddings. Theme_20park_20cemetery [coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011] And then, at the end of the ride, you are dumped out of the 'log' for a full immersion (Denominationally-dependent).-- Alx_xlA, Jan 31 2011 ...and you collect your photo (for an extra payment).-- hippo, Jan 31 2011 All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know - there'd have to be teams of priests on hand (carny-priests?). Or perhaps it could be homeopathetically blessed.-- coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011 I wonder how much water a single priest can properly bless in a given sitting - And by extension, whether you can apply to any given religious practitioner a measure of blessings/volume/time; Such statistics gathered, an efficiency-minded administrator might be better placed to identify his most performant clergy and redeploy them to maximum effect.-- zen_tom, Jan 31 2011 [+] I like it. Babies will need some duct tape to hold them in!-- xandram, Jan 31 2011 If it's this much fun, I may have to suddenly find religion and get myself baptised.[+]-- st3f, Nov 26 2016 // All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know //
How much water can one priest bless at one go ? Is there an upper limit ?
Can an ordinary priest sanctify a whole tanker-full, or just a font ? Would that need a Bishop? For an entire reservoir, would it need the Pope ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 26 2016 random, halfbakery