Its a small form factor robot that lives on your head.
It sticks to your head and drives all over your scalp on a random program effectively shaving a maze design into your hair.
Docks at your ear grabbing on like jewelry.
It charges its batteries from the motion of your body walking and moving and from the heat emitted from your head.
Keep it on your head for a few months and you will have an ever changing hair style.-- vfrackis, Apr 14 2009 yay tonsorial crop circles [+]-- FlyingToaster, Apr 14 2009 I thought this was going to be a long distance hair drier that uses a maser (microwave laser) to heat the water on your hair.-- Custardguts, Apr 14 2009 how does it 'stick to your head?'-- k_sra, Apr 15 2009 what's a spoof idea ?
I was going to call this device the "polymorphic anti pirate hair toaster" maybe i should have
saw the lizard gripping feet technology that would work for keeping it stuck to your head or maybe it vacuums on-- vfrackis, Apr 15 2009 Reminds me of the cooker on skis in Wallace and Gromit. Fabby idea, wish I'd thought of it.-- Nelipot, Apr 15 2009 random, halfbakery