This device is a combination of an alarm clock, a weather station and a vending machine. Placed on every street corner, a loud piercing siren sounds constantly, 24 hours a day non-stop loudly to alert everyone that global warming, global cooling and climate change are all really real.
The only way to silence the Climate Change Siren is by making a payment, insert cash or swipe a credit card and the Siren will go silent. The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more climate change. If a temperature change is detected, if a breeze is detected the siren will reactivate.
A portion of the proceeds may be spent fighting global warming and or on development of a PU-38 Space Modulator which will be used to extinguish the sun.-- vfrackis, Oct 19 2018 Presumably the unit will be whittled from sustainably-sourced driftwood and powered by a windmill ...-- 8th of 7, Oct 19 2018 Yes exactly-- vfrackis, Oct 19 2018 //PU-38 Space Modulator// I regret that I have but one bun to give.-- FlyingToaster, Oct 19 2018 //The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more climate change.// How will it discriminate "weather" from "climate change", given that climatologists can't?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 20 2018 random, halfbakery