Product: Weapon: Electric Shock
PanZer   (+4, -6)  [vote for, against]
BDSM Tool

Bedpan + Tazer
-- vfrackis, Apr 23 2012

Don't whiz on the electric fence http://www.youtube....watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU
[AfroAssault, Apr 25 2012]

No.
-- Alterother, Apr 23 2012


Somebody's been whizzing on the electric fence again, haven't they?
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 23 2012


Everything has a place on the internet. If you build it, they will...
-- DIYMatt, Apr 23 2012


What the [Alterother] said, only in capitals and with an exclamation mark.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 23 2012


Categorically NO.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 23 2012


We already did no.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 23 2012


Finally! Umm, I mean uh, 'no'.
-- AusCan531, Apr 23 2012


Some inventions, Monsieur Guillotin, are best demonstrated by their advocates.

<pedantic addendum>M. Guillotin neither invented, nor died upon, the device bearing his name. But don't let that deter you.</pa>
-- lurch, Apr 23 2012


"Now, do pay attention, 007. This is the Mk VI Tiger PanzerKampfWagen... the Bedpan / Tazer Struggle Wagon. Believe me, you WILL struggle for a short while, but not as long as you think. With its 88mm inner barrel dimension, Maybach engine and 120mm main armour it's got the stopping power of a bull rhinoceros."

"What's thi...?"

"Don't tou... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH! AAArrrgh! <sounds of body falling and bootheels drumming on linoleum> Eeeeuuurrrgh! YOU FUCKING PILLOCK, 007! I TOLD YOU... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH! AAArrrgh! <sounds of body falling and bootheels drumming on linoleum>"
-- UnaBubba, Apr 23 2012


That's my _other_ gripe over this 'bake.
-- Alterother, Apr 23 2012


//I once tried BDSM.// Yeah, but the license, man, the license: You can do *anything* Polymorphous perversity!
-- mouseposture, Apr 24 2012


I have to confess that i thought I hadstruck gold with this one.

I had visions of being worshiped like a God by only the most elite sexual freaks world wide.

not a single bun
-- vfrackis, Apr 24 2012


//I had visions of being worshiped like a God//

There's medication for that.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 24 2012


Is there medication for god? Perhaps there should be..
-- not_morrison_rm, Apr 24 2012


If there was a god/s then what sort of antidepressants would it/they need, to feel good about the fuckup we're making of the planet?
-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012


You're assuming he/she/it/they have anything to do with it, or even care.
-- Alterother, Apr 24 2012


I took the time to do some market and brand research on your behalf (invoice to follow). "Frank Zapper" scored well, accross all audiences. "Minge Twinge" came a close second, followed by "Clam Bake" which scored remarkable high amongst women who also own Harleys.
-- 4whom, Apr 25 2012


Thanks for the bun
-- vfrackis, Apr 25 2012


I have to admit, [Afro], I've never been tempted to try. There are a lot of electric fences around where I live.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 26 2012


//live// sp: am incarcerated.
-- 4whom, Apr 26 2012


They're to keep the useless horses owned by the wannabe farmers in the area, in the paddocks where they belong, dickhead.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 26 2012


I meant Australia. Sorry for the ambiguity...
-- 4whom, Apr 26 2012


//I thought I had struck gold with this one// yes, well... the bun:bone ratio may have something to do with nuggets, certainly.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 26 2012


You are possibly one of the persons least likely on Earth to say something unintentionally ambiguous, [4whom].
-- UnaBubba, Apr 27 2012


//... most elite sexual freaks world wide.// - and you're posting it *here*?
Uh... Am I out of place? Has the HB changed focus while I wasn't paying attention?
-- lurch, Apr 27 2012


No.
-- Alterother, Apr 27 2012



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