ok this is for people with a rather large bottom.
it is a battery powered wedge shaped series of fans.
activated it draws cool air between massive layers of flesh to help a person keep cool.-- vfrackis, Jul 06 2009 Butt Crack Freshener Butt_20Crack_20Freshenerin the same neighbourhood [calum, Jul 07 2009] Who just far... hmm. Who's farting?!-- daseva, Jul 06 2009 I thought this was going to be something to do with taking in small doses of Crack Cocaine everyday....-- xenzag, Jul 06 2009 I thought it would be a way to make shinier, silkier crack cocaine.-- daseva, Jul 06 2009 I hesitate to ask but what could've possibly prompted such a post ?-- FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009 Is that you Harry Knowles?-- simonj, Jul 07 2009 this is what happened.
I work with an individual who is overweight, so much so that it is clear his life hangs in the balance.
I envisioned this device from this perspective. If I were him, (and i have struggled with weight) facing the same challenges, what would push me over the edge? such that I would fight like never before.
I thought that I would find the prospect of struggling to force a "crap gadget" between my ass cheeks to help stay cool so disturbing that it would compel action on my part to escape the circumstance of overweight.-- vfrackis, Jul 07 2009 .... and with the handy snorkel attachment ... still [-] but less so.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009 random, halfbakery