Culture: Sex: Pornography
hammerstein mandate   (+1)  [vote for, against]

All male german porn stars should be required to utilize the name "hammerstein" before or after whatever porn name they choose to be known as.
-- vfrackis, Jan 28 2013

rammstein http://www.youtube....watch?v=dq8l3RUd4Z4
they also did several hardcore porn video clips you can find them yourself [zeno, Jan 28 2013]

schweinsteiger http://www.youtube....watch?v=AUgX5dqZ4PI
[zeno, Jan 28 2013]

This is an excellent idea, of course, (1954 and all that) but you neglected to say _why_. Also, would they be allowed to capitalize "Hammerstein"?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013


Not “von Hammerstein”?
-- ytk, Jan 28 2013


No, I think there are several.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013


What? What did those poor beer steins do to deserve being hammered?
-- Vernon, Jan 28 2013


Untill you explain why I say that Rammstein and Schweinsteiger are also acceptable. see links.
-- zeno, Jan 28 2013


Its purpose is like a professional prefix or suffix like Dr. or Engineer A means of authentication or authority.
-- vfrackis, Jan 28 2013


//Its purpose is like a professional prefix or suffix// In that case, wouldn't Rodgers be more appropriate than Hammerstein?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013


Not for Germans
-- vfrackis, Jan 29 2013


Anglo-Deutsch gay porn co-production, then. Who bottoms depends on prevailing political mood.

Incidentally, The Hammerstein Mandate could be the first volume of Robert Ludlum's unpublished erotic fiction.
-- calum, Jan 29 2013



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