Fashion: Animal
Animal Clothing for Humans   (+6)  [vote for, against]

I desperately want a cape style raincoat with a pull over breast cover and a hole at the cape bottom for my tail just like my dog has.

I want a whole closet full of clothing that looks like and is human sized dog clothes.

I want mittens that assume my hands are paws.

I want four legged pants too short made from shinny vinyl or Scottish plaid patterned material with special extra padding for a full body harness.

Animal Clothing for Humans

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-- vfrackis, Dec 05 2014

I suspect you have just come out of a bar
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 05 2014


Perhaps a straight jacket for dogs is just the thing you need.
-- zeno, Dec 05 2014


Hey, don't say that, reminds me of Laika's "space suit".
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 05 2014


Ummm ... sounds like 'Furries' ... very doubtful ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014


I think it's cute, but don't count me in on wearing any. +
-- xandram, Dec 05 2014


<heads up>

Google, even in "safe" mode, will provide you with far more information than you want on a number of highly disturbing human behaviours, if you enter seemingly innocuous search terms related to this topic.

<listens for muttering and scrabbling as sick, perverted twisted halfbakers grab for their keyboards>

</heads up>
-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014


Damn, found nothing perverted
-- zeno, Dec 05 2014


Try anything related to "ponies". EEeeewwww, weird ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 05 2014


Hey, pony girls can be hot. I know, I know, you don't like horses, etc, but I've seen your Borg porn collection, so don't get up on that high...horse.

Oh, and a couple of (marked-for-tagline) here...

" I suspect you have just come out of a bar "

and

" enter seemingly innocuous search terms related to this topic "
-- normzone, Dec 06 2014


It's not the most flattering look, and the hooves always look a bit naff..what not just shag ponies and get it over and done with?
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 06 2014


Furries would love these.. ;-)
-- Steamboat, Dec 12 2014



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