Do you like the sound of the rhythmic noises that the copy machine in your office makes. When the copy machine goes off do you feel the urge to get up and start dancing?
Now you can hire Xerox Dancers
Xerox Dancers are paid to jump up and dance whenever the copy machine starts running.
Their purpose is to give every office a party atmosphere and make it alright for everyone to join in.-- vfrackis, Jun 17 2015random, halfbakery