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[Jan 29 2011, last modified Oct 23 2018]

3D posting (+4)
50 Shades of Grey Mice (0)
50 Shades of Halfbakery (+1, -1)
A British thermometer (+6)
A fridge you can boot from (+1)
A Game of Therms (+4)
A lending library of puns (+2)
A method to avoid mass extinction events via giant ostriches (+2, -1)
A Pristine Idea (+4, -2)
A ring of Harriers (+7)
A summer holiday everyday (+1)
A tale of 1.5 bananas (-5)
Actual chameleon suit (+4)
Actual Police Corruption app (+3, -2)
Adjust UK time 30 minutes forwards (+1)
Adjustable paper books (+1)
Adventures in long-distance contactless payments (+1)
Airships of the not falling out of the skies variety (+2)
All symptoms alert thingy (0)
All too mortal snowmen (+3)
Amputations Airlines (+3, -1)
Anatomically correct dolls for robots (0)
Ancient Greeks bothering for more military jargon (0)
anf (+1, -1)
Animal mobile phone relaying (+4)
anti-drowning blowouts (+6)
Anti-mosquito centaur costume, with optional piglets and fake chaff piglets. (+4)
Anti self-eyegouging glasses (0)
Aquatic drone delivery of pizza via existing....network (+11)
Arch'O' Data (+2)
Arctic explorer pantomime horse costumes (+19)
Astronomical song (+4)
Astronomy photography disclaimers (+2)
Authentication for spam (0)
Autistic Licence (+3)
Auto-adjusting rifling to counter-act the Coriolis effect, wind velocity and so on (+1)
Auto-Heimlich Maneuver kit (+1)
Auto-orientation climbing gear, with bees (+1)
AV voting or FPTMG? (+4)
Aviator suits for mosquitoes (+4)
b-o-r-g bait (+3)
B2 bomber and plywood (+3)
Babar Berber Barbershop (+1, -1)
Babbage Engine Aftermarket Parts (+2)
Babyboomers 2nd wave Date Filter (0)
Bacon airliner (+6, -3)
Bagpipes that only dogs can hear (+2, -1)
balancing trains for extra capacity (+1)
Balsa wood-ish toilet paper (0)
Battleship with slidey bits in it and/or water pistols (0)
Battleships in bottles (0)
Being diabolical in space (+2)
Bhutanese prayer-wheel encryption (+2)
Big Buddy (+7, -1)
Biggs Hoson detector (+2)
Bio-mechanical cheese sculpting (+5)
Biological AI, for chickenfeed (+1, -1)
Bishop Berkeley's fork update (+1)
Bit-Goat (0)
Blabberfingers email pedantry (+2, -1)
Blighting the Holmes meme yet again (0)
Bonfires Night mini Project Orion (+2)
Borg Theology (+7)
Boring business conference/cooking demo (+2)
Boris for Governor of Falklands (0)
Bowler Hat and proper brolly Day..Patrick Macnee RIP (+5)
Brachiation for Octopuses (+4)
Brexit as Ring Cycle (+2)
Britain medical aid in west Africa, with side benefit (0)
British Orrery (+3)
Bruxism power et al (+1, -2)
Buttock-recognition Cameras (+1, -1)
BYO Avgas (+2, -2)
Captain Oates Exoskeletons and the ...override function. (0)
Car green power for cremation (+1, -2)
Carbon footprint Jenga (0)
Cat power doing their bit for humans (+3, -1)
Cats in Space (+3, -3)
Centrifetal equipment for midwifery (+1)
Centrifugal enrichment scheme (+1, -1)
Cetacean lebensraum (-1)
Chaff for mice (+5)
Channel duff karma to good outcomes (+2)
Charging advertisers for using your bandwidth (+4)
Cheap cookies - TLRCTT (0)
Cheaper DNA tests (+1)
cheese with lots of hydrogen or helium in it (+3, -1)
Chicken and egg producing time machine (+1, -1)
Chieftain II MBT (+4)
Chihuahua ballistic armour (+2, -2)
Chihuahua poo powered space plane (+1)
China vs US tariffs numerology (+2)
Chiropracter for exoskeletons (+1)
Choco-krete Battleship (+1)
Choose your own apres-Brexit status (+4)
CIA releases gazillion old files on the net (+1, -1)
Clandestine Uranium enrichment scheme (+5, -6)
(Coat of) arms control by heraldic safety measures (+4)
Coin operated space probes (+5)
Cold steel - Fey defenses (0)
Combined heat and power nethergarments (+7)
Combined zoo and train station (+5, -1)
Comedy necromancer (+6)
Commercial Biodiversity Arks (0)
Compressed hydrogen anti-mosquito trousers (+5, -1)
Connoisseurs in a Combat Zone (-2)
Conquistadors 2014 (+1, -1)
Continental plate reverse gear (+7, -1)
Contra-rotating gatling aircraft guns for Green-er warfare (-2)
Contra-rotating planet (0)
Copyrighting the name "Wheland" (-1)
Corona TV levelling (+3, -1)
Cowpox alleviation, quid pro quo (+1)
Crime prevention patio, with holes in it (+2)
crypto joking (+1)
Cuddly borg (+4, -1)
Current Crimean "holiday" (+1, -1)
Curt Kobane reports (+1, -1)
Cut-rate neutrino detectors in beer cans (+1)
Cuter bio-weapons (+4, -1)
Dark bun detector (+6)
Dark web 2 (+3, -1)
Dartboard 'O' Cheese (+11)
Deflatable cheese (with inflatable option) (+1)
Der Middle Ages condundrum (+1)
Device to counter east to west European invasions (+3)
Digital paper boys (+3, -1)
Dirigible Octopus Adverts (+1)
Dirigible toupee cannon (0)
Divine opinion researching (+1, -1)
divorce court coffee shop (+2, -1)
DNA patent blocking by prior art (-2)
Doctor Who inbreeding (0)
Dog stilts for more than one dog walkies (+4)
Domesticated animal adjustment horror story (+1)
Doodle bug clay pigeons (+5)
dot matrix skywriting for airliners (+5)
Double-backed envelopes (+6)
Driving a straw though piece of wood (+1, -1)
driving license for a car, like an ordinary license, but made out of cheese instead of plastic (the license, not the car*). (+3, -2)
Drunk out of someone else's mind (+1)
Dud ammunition for isis (+2, -1)
Duel use wind turbine (+2)
Duff newspapers capillary action power (+1)
Duty free's for fighter pilots (+4)
easy way to work out circle area (+3, -6)
easyAirsupport (+3, -1)
Eboater (+1)
Eco fag butt compressing (+3)
Educational establishment power generation (0)
Efficient collection of zero point energy (+5, -2)
Ejector seat for drones (+3)
Ekranoplanes for short-legged dogs (+2)
Electric nose cheese filter (+4, -1)
Elephantine Tube surfing zoo (+4)
Embarrassment Avoidance Cap (+2)
Empirical testing of Russia (+1)
End of tanker protection in the gulf (0)
EnDhowment fund (+2, -1)
Energy saving Daleks (+9, -1)
engine pings/flight plans database (+1, -1)
Enogma (+2, -1)
ESP(NOTE(BNC))DTSITPOCAISW (0)
Eukaryotes after Brexit (0)
Excluding the Elder gods from Google opt-out (+1, -1)
exo-spellchecker (+2, -1)
Extensible eyes for humans (+6)
Extra extra lethal bomb, with cute kittens (+2, -1)
Fake animal costumes for animals (+7)
fake astronomical objects as an aid to navigation (+3, -1)
Fake book covers to give the illusion of risque reading (+2)
Fake mock lawn sprinkler (+6)
False arm & vaccines (+4, -2)
False arms for the short-sighted (+2, -4)
False nudity by projection (+3, -1)
Fan with pattern recognition (+4, -1)
Financial compensation for Apollo 11 astronauts (+1)
Fish shaving (+2)
Fishbone botnet (+1, -11)
Floating UK (+2, -1)
Foil-lined underpants (+5)
Fold out beds for Ecuadorian Embassies around the world (+2, -3)
Franchising Aberdeen Proving Grounds (-2)
Fresnel-ish lens-ish and Brownian Motion perpetual motion thingy (0)
Frozen standing wave of Mercury chest fridge (0)
Fugue state alarm chicken (+1)
Full Holmesian paranoia (+4, -1)
Full Moon corona virus remedy (+3)
GCHQ points card (+6, -1)
GCHQ should help the French, for money (0)
Genocide, Human and Alien (0)
Gentleman's Dissembler Hat (+6)
Ghosn inspired luggage (+5, -1)
Giraffe-Suit-O-Death euthanasia option (0)
Global warming in regards with a gentlemen's delicate bits (+2, -1)
Google Arks (+2)
Google Glass pavement priority lane (+1, -1)
Google glass pre-breakfast app (+1)
Google Wallet View (0)
Gorgon zola (+3, -1)
graph paper porno (+5)
Gravestone + integral ouija board - Update (+5)
Greeting cards that tell the truth, without giving offence (-2)
Groinally-affixed remote controlled arm and mirror(s) (+2)
"Guess that stream" for salmon (+1)
H Potter screenplay Raymond Chandler (0)
Hamster wheel powered gatling gun (+1)
HB burial (0)
HB dance, like them World Order chappies (+3)
HB delegation/franchise my posts (+1)
HB EU ideas (+2)
HB explanatory card (+6)
HB Honoray membership? (-1)
head teaching science classes (+2)
Heat sinks to cool Venus (+4, -1)
Hidden memory-metal beams for Pisa tower (+1)
Hiding the bad data by tobacco firms (+4)
Himalayan Conveyor belt (+4, -1)
His Dark Archers (+1, -2)
Hollow Halfbakery (+3, -1)
Home hydro-electric system to charge minor electrical gadgets. (+3)
Homing Pigeon Post ver 1.1 (+2)
Hong Kong vs PRC weapon control (0)
How to get Funds for Dubious Purposes via online auction/shopping websites (0)
Hubris-O-Vision (+3, -1)
Huge fan assisted pedestrians (+2)
Human/machine readable memory (+2)
Humorous history manipulation kit (0)
Humorous sucessor dominant species (+5)
hydrogen balloon Davy lamp partition (0)
i-Ching(ford) (+2)
I(heart)GCHQ t-shirt (+2)
I said that years ago mouth/jaw attachment (+6, -1)
I was never anywhere __when the ____ ____ database (0)
Identity parade reunions (+1)
iLiad (+2)
Implantable gyroscopes (+1)
Increased social mobility by middle-naming (+3)
Incriminating objects rapid deployment kit (+8, -1)
Indoor Moby Dick set (+4)
Inflatable burka (+8)
International date line best before quandry (+1)
Internet as World Peace maker (+1)
Internet wall of death (+2)
InterpolBay (0)
Interstellar pranking with quantum entanglement (+1)
Inventoring the tools of de future (0)
Inverse flow of people-smuggling into the UK (0)
Inverse (species-wise) superheroes (+4)
IOT knitting machine hack (+3)
iOuija-board software (+6)
IQ-Capcha (+5, -1)
iron filing flywheel (+5)
IronPerson (-1)
Islands with holes in them (+4)
Islets of Langerhan cruises (0)
ISO animal noises (+5)
ISO for fiction (+1, -1)
James Bond register plates (+1, -1)
Jauntier tunes for fertility clinics (+2, -1)
Jet engines for homes in tornado zones (0)
Jim Crore law for immigrants (0)
John Noakes missing!!! (+2, -1)
Jurassic Croissant (0)
Keeper for Earth magnetism (0)
Khrushchev-esque shoe-related mechanical clock (+8)
KickBunner (0)
kids names as birthday reminders (+2, -1)
Kids science/tech stories (+2)
Kirk-free Star Trek remake (+8, -2)
Kit to deter alien abductions (0)
Landia (+2, -1)
Large Halibut Collider (+9)
(lawn) chair General (+5)
Leopard-skin printed animals (+1, -1)
Leprechaun Gold powered generator (+2, -1)
Leveling the border wall (+1, -1)
Leveraging food labelling to boost tourism, with British values* (+3, -2)
LHC circle dancing (+6)
LHC scam (-5)
LHC scrabble (0)
Life in 3D (+2)
Lighter than air banknotes (+4)
Liminal computer virus (0)
Limited use, but vaguely possible human flights booster (+3)
little medical bracelets for animals (0)
Little men witness protection service (+3)
London Nose (0)
Longevity treatment for monkeys (with typewriters) (+1)
Luggage with sails (0)
Lying through someone else's teeth (+1)
Lytro camera famous person stalking (0)
Magnetic bottles (0)
Magnetic cats (+4)
Magnetic Cheese (+1)
magnetic helmets powered train (+1)
Malicious Actors Database (0)
Mano vs blobby thing virus (+2, -1)
Mars diamonds prize (+4, -1)
Matched pair of crystal balls 3D glasses (+1, -1)
Matterhorn Grand Piano factory (+2)
Mechanical arms for dolphins (+7)
Med school for animals (0)
Metallic hydrogen hide and seek (+1)
Metric English (+1, -2)
Mexico as new EU member (+1)
Mexico gravity wave (0)
Microtome escape kit (+6, -3)
Microwaveable b**p***s (+1, -1)
Mineral oil sommelier (+3, -1)
mini-project orion firework wossername (+3)
Minor mystery, an East-West compass (0)
Misleading photos of royalty on currency (+4)
mobile phones, queues and good manners (+3, -4)
Mock feet cleaning (+3)
Mock Rhino exoskeleton suit (+6)
Mock-Tudor polar bears (+2)
Model houses of parliament, with an off-switch (+2)
Model Prisoner Jail (0)
Modern psychopathy (+4)
Monitor-hopping mouse pointer (+1)
Monkeys as method of human birth control (+5)
Monkeys in solution (0)
Monograph on the unexpected behavior of coffee grounds (0)
moon tethered large 2D plastic pine trees (+1, -1)
More Christmasy warfare (+2)
More efficient wind power plants (+2)
More extensive use of punctuation instead of spelling (+2, -1)
More imaginative heat exchangers (-1)
More or less hard-wired server (+2)
More QR code madness and/or remote cursing (elder gods workload permitting) (+1)
More realistic naming of military stuff (+6, -2)
More stealthy Royal Navy ships (0)
More symmetrical businesses (0)
More user-friendly Mt Everest replica/s (+1)
Most effective suicide bombers (+1)
moth powered electricity (+2)
Mouse phalanx trampolines (+1)
Moving suns for prank purposes (+2, -1)
Mozzie eating cockroach or vice versa (0)
Name that Atom game show, via pin-boards (+1)
Nasal ATM (+3, -1)
National Grid requests (+1)
Never lose anything facility (+3)
Next Dr Who should be a dalek (+2)
Noir google glass (+10)
non-blather tv programs (+1, -1)
Not nekkid glasses (0)
Nu-Alexandrian Library (+1, -1)
Nuevo Centralia, skinny new country (+2)
Off-road trains (+3)
Ok, who broke the server (2014)? (+1)
Old Bond (+1)
Old joke rehabilitation scheme (+1)
Omni-quad pet (TM) suit (+2)
On-call falconers at airports (+1)
one big light source - many streetlights (+1, -1)
One man bagpipe orchestra (+1, -1)
online dating that actually works, with truth-o-meter (+1, -5)
Oppenhomer ©NMRM (-1)
Optical splitter glasses for Cyclops (+3)
Orbital Orangery (+3)
Orbital washing line (+1)
Outside loo (+1)
Owning five impossible things before breakfast (+1, -1)
Pagoda sheds (+8)
Paleontological outdoors activity (+1)
Pan-simian currency (0)
Pantographic smartphone shoes (+4)
Parallel universes IP trading (+1)
Part-arson of the seat of government (0)
Pavement "flight plans" and past data (+3)
pavement-u-coaster (+1)
Pay per not view current politician, good for 4 years (+3, -3)
pay-per-word-trolling (+4, -2)
Peach(es) Protest (0)
Pearl Harbour ver 1.1 (-1)
Pen for people who have no sense of humour, or for speakers of other languages (+3, -3)
Periodic table darts (+18)
Personal daylight saving hours (+3)
Personal mini-great circling (+3, -1)
Personalised tax rebate/welfare statements (0)
photography reworking to avoid verbosity (+5, -1)
piezo-electric plank (+1)
Pinball wind turbine (+2)
Pirates of the Laboratory (+7)
plant bothering via modifying the spectrum of the sun (+4)
plumbing by magnetism (+2, -3)
Pohls apart (0)
Pointing bone app (+2, -1)
Pokemon-Go Invasion (-1)
Pokemon Go type games for blind people, bats etc (0)
Polar office for reduced working hours (0)
Pole switch map stickers (+4)
Politicians lose a day's pay (0)
Politicians with one more talent (+4)
portable segway mountain of doom (+2, -1)
Post with musical accompaniment option (+1, -3)
Postal events for the Olympics (+8)
Postal fees by banality (+7)
Posting ideas/annos in relevant time zones (+1)
pre-girded loins (+2, -1)
Premium rate number intellectual property (0)
Printer that actually uses crayons (+7)
Programming under adverse keyboard conditions (+3, -1)
Prometeaus (+1)
Proper Crimean referendum for all living there (+2)
Proper distribution of WMD's viz Scotland independence (0)
Proper space Spitfire (+3, -1)
Pubs with telescopes outside (+15)
Pugning contest (+5)
Putting firefighting on a more commercial basis (+1)
QR codes t-shirt (+3)
Quite extreme horizontal transmission of DNA (-1)
(Quite small) roller-coaster in your kitchen (+7)
Randomised grandparents for time travellers (+1)
Rapid cheese prototyper (+4)
Raptor warcry + easy listening (0)
Re-porpoiseing the the Boing 737 (+2)
Real time postural information system (+2)
realtime tracking of salaries in Greece (+1)
Recent 3 noughts and crosses (+2)
recharging a mobile device by fags (+1)
Recursive, geared-down, chopsticks (+1)
Recursive hydrogen bag storage, part 2 (0)
Reflecto-top save the climate (+2)
Refrigerator Airworthiness updates (+1)
Relics snowglobes (-1)
Religious snow globe (-1)
religious toaster (+5)
Remote murder by 3D printer (+19)
Reversible lightning (+1, -2)
Reversing mirrors for submarines (+4)
Rob Ford as cure for drugs industry (0)
Robot kabbadi (0)
Robotic voices perv line (+14)
Rodeo Clowns for the Police (+1)
Rolf sightings though the ages (-1)
Sacrificial stepped pyramids for boats (+3, -1)
Saharan restaurant (+1)
Sam Squared, private investigator (+1)
Satellite Repair Ladder (+3, -4)
Satellite rocket disguised as a Nuclear Missile (+4)
Saving data in stripes (+6)
Say "No" to blacksmiths in space (+3, -1)
Sea level rising, blame Hydronium (-1)
Secret military stash of undergarments (-1)
Seed Running Serviceberry Discount (0)
Seeing Native Americans as a monolithic entity (+2, -5)
Self-bunners self help group (+2, -2)
Self extinguishing candle 0 (+3)
Self-illuminating fake laser-dot head stickers (+13)
Self-propelled popcorn stand (+3)
self-tapping mobile phone (+2)
selfie stick for atoms (+1)
Sherlock Holmes's South/Central American stories (+4)
Single transferable bun and proxy bunning (0)
Sino-European trade in the old days (+3)
Skewed astronomy funding (0)
Skydiving for hamsters (mock) (+13, -1)
Slaw (+3)
sleeping bag/ciggie filter (+1)
Slide-rule trombone for astronauts (+3)
sliding puzzle housing (+5)
smart custard (-1)
Smart snowglobes with guns in them (+3)
Smartphone Coin Identifier app (+1)
Smartphone semaphore (+4)
Snowshoes for elephants (+2)
Solar powered bagpipes (+5)
Some kind of wave Bead Chainmail (0)
Somebody plugging landscaping gear (0)
Space Mimes (ISO) (+1)
Special waldo gloves for after Brexit going back to £ s d (+1)
Speech de-recognition to filter out blather (+1)
Speed-e-printer (-2)
Standardising British courts trial outcomes (+1, -1)
Statute of limitation escape holidays (+1, -2)
Stealth drone with laser guided cheese (0)
Stealth lipo-fracking via the Body Fat Fairy (+5)
Steam-driven ouija board (+3)
Stephen Hillenburg dies (0)
Sterling engine to recharge my mobile phone (+12, -1)
Stories, with updated Health and Safety (+11)
Streets:Corners:USA Conundrum (+1)
Subterfuge (+2, -1)
suicide prevention spirit balance hat (-3)
Surgeons get to play at Frankenstein (+5)
Swarming Croutons (+3)
Swarming mini-tanks (0)
Sword of Damocles Surgical unit (+1)
Table football but with sausages (+19)
Tesla valve parachute (+1)
Tesla valve waterslide (+1)
Testicular bagpipe implants (+1)
Testing Parallel universes (+7)
Text editor with scrolls (+3)
That Oort to do it. (+1)
The far-seeing British Empire (0)
The Great Wall of Downsizing (+1, -2)
The Hindenburg, but in space (+10, -5)
The Mekon Delta (+2)
The Plane of the Eclectic (+1)
The procrustean shoehorn (0)
The roots of origami discovered (-1)
The Stay at Home Party (0)
The Text Alignment Song CD (tm) (0)
The true story of the Battle of Singapore (+3)
The Truth of the War of the Worlds (0)
The use of drones, for the purposes of being excommunicated. (+4)
Theogermal energy (+4, -2)
Thomas Midgley Jr. (+1)
three-field system Politics (+2)
tiger striped hosiery, almost transparent (+9)
Tinfoil hat marketing by acoustic resonance (0)
tinfoil hat with extra difficulty of findyness (+1)
Tokyo meetup (0)
Toothboard for computer tablets/other teeny devices (+2)
Torque Torque (+3)
Transferring debt to those beyond the grave (+2)
transporting self long range via glider with balloon (0)
Treatment for Coronavirus - a long shot (+1)
Trial by mime (+8, -1)
Triangle trade monument (-1)
Trousers based upon the recirculating washroom towel principle (+5, -1)
True Civil Aviation (+2)
Trumbiden (-4)
Trump hostage negotiator (0)
Tube/Subway swimming carriage (+1)
Turing abadan nuclear plants into ighthouses (0)
UK as haven from the rise of the machines (0)
UK-France rapproachment (+1, -4)
Um Bongo smuggling (+3)
underwater drone testing (+3, -1)
Updated forensic phrenology drones (+2)
US navy patenting magic (0)
Variable length spoon (+5)
Variable weight cashpoint cards (+7)
Very large bird-repelling shaped wind turbine (+5)
Very large coathangers as a defensive barrier (+5)
Very large titanium thumb (+3)
War III by Simian (+1, -1)
Water beds to ameliorate global warming flooding - small update (+2)
Water lily surface coating for the fridge glass door (+2)
Waterside Tube (0)
Werewolves : Silver ratio (0)
Whale-scented candles (+1, -1)
"What's my future megadeath score?" badge (+4)
Wifi cameras (pointing outwards) on trains (0)
Wireless energy transmission, via b**** p****r (+18)
Workplace absenteeism board (0)
X-rays plates on plane seats (+3)
Yeti Vulcan bomber three trampolines trick satellite launcher (+4)
Your own Vulcan bomber (+6)

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