I vote that astronomers researching Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and the alleged Planet Nine, get a funding decrease.

The money garnered would go to astronomers researching Uranus, because they have to put up with all the sniggering.

Well, it was that or the discovery on me own road of a secret fertility cult, with their sign (?) hidden in plain view - assuming the British weather can come up with some direct sunlight for more than 3 seconds.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 27 2018

The "sign" is not exactly family viewing.. https://drive.googl...ETjZ4dC0wFmSU5Z_Z0l
...unless it's Sturton's idea of "family" [not_morrison_rm, May 27 2018]

What is this "direct sunlight" of which you speak ? We have only previously observed it from orbit …
-- 8th of 7, May 27 2018


//Skewed astronomy funding//

Sorry but I'm afraid I emptied the piggy bank last night (a sudden desire for beer I believe, we're not sure because I can't remember what I did with it), you'll have to look elsewhere.

//the alleged Planet Nine//

You mean Rupert of course.
-- Skewed, May 27 2018


^ Apologies for title/name confucian.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 27 2018



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