Fashion: Hat: Protection
Inflatable burka   (+8)  [vote for, against]

Serves two functions. In the event of accident on water, inflates to protect the user (occupant?).

Second function is to permit work avoidance, by cunningly inflating it and putting it on an office chair the wearer (tenant?) can sneak out and go do something less tedious.
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 20 2013

Pantoons Pantoons
Inflatables are now high fashion! [sqeaketh the wheel, Mar 21 2013]

[+] gonflable!
-- xandram, Mar 21 2013


possibly poupée gonflable if looked through at using the wrong end of a telescope..but definitely no connection to a "cathéter flottant à extrémité gonflable" except possibly for a dinosaur...
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 21 2013


This is an excellent idea.

May I suggest that it be equipped with fans, enabling it to become a hoverburka?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 21 2013


Hmm, not sure about that, I'd feel such a burk(a)....
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 21 2013


If you were going to leave it somewhere and sneak out unobtrusively, you would have to wear something underneath.
-- bungston, Mar 21 2013


[+] The inflatable burka would look great with the inflatable Pantoons. [link] Or they could form a his-and-hers ensemble. (The baby could have a hoversuit.)
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Mar 21 2013


Great for Sumo-wrestling also.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 22 2013


//xandram//

"tut tut" however yay gonflable indeed.
-- skinflaps, Mar 27 2013


hey-[skinflaps] I was only thinking of YOU!! Hi!
-- xandram, Mar 27 2013



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