Seeing whoever it was that isolated one Strontium atom, the staff of NMRM Co have been working on the atom selfie stick.

See prototype link.
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 19 2018

Strontium atom at the Sensoji https://drive.googl...DsaJTsOhpl_tFvO0EfA
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 19 2018]

History of the yada yada https://www.youtube...watch?v=MqkT4B-9MGk
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 19 2018]

Why a stick ? Coudn't you use a string ... ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 19 2018


Err...the Strontium is holding the stick.

But, US news “First Step Act seeks to ease the way for some prisoners to win early release to halfway houses or home confinement."

"President Trump congratulated the Senate on passing the bill"

Shirley there's a law against politicians voting things in for their own advantage?
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 19 2018


We think you've slightly missed the entire point of people who go into politics.

"Oooh, tell you what, why don't we pass a law that will be of immense benefit to everyone in this room, and that no-one else can argue with ?"

Those sorts of laws always get thrown out. Always.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 19 2018


Ahh, History of the World part 1. Link.
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 19 2018


Yes, but then again it's nearly Christmas. Don't get upset about it - just sit back, relax, and let the flood of bitterness, resentment, hopelessness, misery and cynicism wash over you.

Then it's just a few sessions of heavy drinking to work through and soon you'll be so apathetic and disillusioned that you won't even have the motivation to slash your wrists ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 19 2018


I’d love to hear 8th talk positively about some location on our world for a change, and specifically not Max’s property.

You’re becoming two-dimensional, sir.
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 20 2018



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