You can imagine how vexing it is to be be the widow of some warlord and you can't get anyone to believe you that you really do want to shift 47,755,123 USD out of the country.

So, here is a service for people who actually are trying to sneak large sums of money out of a developing country's bank.

NMRM Corp offers, for a trifling sum of 100 GBP payable in advance (by bank transfer, to our Nigerian bank account), a stamp of authenticity.

Might possibly help out with spelling, punctuation, grammar and plausibility.

NB Please note, the stamp of authenticity research is outsourced to whoever it was who signed off on CDO's as being worth something....
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 28 2014

Definitely tastes like Spam, Glad I didn't step in it.
-- popbottle, Nov 30 2014



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