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[Apr 09 2012, last modified Feb 12 2020]

1970s Orange Dinnerware Fortune Cookies (+7, -1)
3D Nail Art (+3, -1)
4:33 4'33" 433 @ 433 (+2, -2)
A Better Airbag System (+11, -2)
A Real Flying Toaster (+5, -1)
A Serious Idea, With A Dull Name (+5, -1)
Almost Instant Sandbags (+4, -2)
Animal Clothes (+2, -3)
Banana Unbender (+6, -2)
Barbarino Detector (+1, -2)
Barry White Shower (+6, -4)
Bathroom Thunderstorm Generator (+4)
Battlebrella (+8)
Better Airline Safety Restraints (+5, -2)
Bicycle Pillowfighting (+9)
Boing 747 (+2, -2)
Bonsai Warriors (+8, -1)
Bottle Rocket Rifle Game (+5, -1)
Brisbane Heisenberg Halfcon (+4)
Brown iPhone Charger (+2, -1)
Can Openers That Don't Break (+6, -1)
Carbon Sequestration House (+2)
Cheese Bullets (+3, -5)
Chicken Gym (+3, -1)
Church of Musketry (+6, -5)
Continuous Socks (+5, -1)
Cooking Cooks Cooking Show (-3)
Cowitzer (+2, -3)
Crack of Plumber Shredder (+2, -3)
Cross-country Wheelchair Racing (+4)
Crotchrocket Rollercoaster Roads (+3)
Custard Ball (+3, -3)
Deathday Cake (+15, -6)
Die Uberwaschmaschine (+6)
Dietary Staples (+1)
Dingaling Quotient (+3, -11)
Dinner Suit (+8, -2)
DinoBus (+6)
Dip Socks (+8, -1)
Dismaland (+4, -2)
Docterminator: A Serious Shredder (+3, -1)
Dog Days (+17)
Donner, Blitzen & Götterdämmerung (+2, -3)
Double Idea Double Idea (+3, -12)
Dumbest Idea Ever (+3, -7)
Ear Hair Plaits (+2, -1)
Earwaxworks (+3, -3)
Eau de Humanité (+8, -3)
Eternal Revenue Service (+3)
Evil Overlord Monster Seagull Minions (+2)
Exceptionally Comfortable Levitation Bed (+2)
Express Courier Wallaby Service (+12)
Fabergé Leg (+10)
Facehugger Motorcycle Helmet (+3)
"Faceless Little Men" Agency (+6, -1)
Fake Automatic Lawnmower (+1, -1)
Fart Inflatable Pants (+10, -1)
Feng Shoes (+4)
Ferris Wheel Housing Blocks (+4, -1)
Ferris Wheel Train (+15, -1)
Fireworks Of (Potential) Euthanasia (+8, -1)
Foiling Foreign Spies (+4, -3)
FrogBakery (Boulangerie Grenouille) (+3, -2)
Frouija Board (+1)
Fungible Fruitbat Fritters (+1, -5)
Funicular Roadway (+6)
Furry Critter & Pedestrian Catcher (+3)
"Get Me Outta Here!" Traffic Jam Busters (+9, -2)
Giant... err, Beetles (+2)
Giant Robot Chicken Soda Machine (+12, -3)
Global Warming? What Global Warming? (+2)
Goat Thrower (+3, -5)
Gravitational Energy Power Generation (+3, -1)
Greece De Fault Zones (+3, -2)
Greyhound Racing (+9)
Gum Drop Counter (+1)
Head-slapping Hat Of Behaviour Modification (+9, -1)
Heavily Ruggedised Printer (+7, -1)
Hey Kids! Collect This! (+6, -2)
Highly Visible Ninja Bodyguards (+6)
HolonomiCar (+3, -1)
Human Vision Enhancement (+3, -2)
I Ab Seiling To Work (+4, -2)
Inflatable Car (+3, -2)
Instant Chair (+12, -3)
International Sock Market (+4, -1)
iPedal (+1, -2)
Is This A Better Mousetrap? (+4, -1)
Jumpstarting Sheep (+5, -2)
Keyboard Aquarium (+9, -1)
Kink-free Star Trek Remake (+2)
Large Hairy Butt Collider (-1)
Laugh Riot Control Gas (+4, -2)
Levitating Levi Leaphigher (+2, -6)
Machine-gun Lawnmower (+3, -1)
Mahout Commute (+4, -1)
Marshmallow Perps (+2, -1)
Matroushclock (+4, -1)
Military Grade Stapler (+8, -2)
Muftitool (+2, -1)
Mutt Muffler (+3)
My Office (+8)
Mystery Funeral Service (+6)
Never To Grow Older - [8of7] (+24)
Old Faceful (+7, -1)
Outsourced Mathematical Equation Solution Site (+3, -1)
People Of Walmart: The Game (+4, -2)
Perpetual Punk Band (+4)
Personal Space / Transport (0)
Pigeon Pie Delivery Service (+4, -1)
Pine Martens ™ (+1, -1)
Pissing Contest (+3, -3)
Pizza Box Chimney (+4)
Pool Table (+2)
Portable Beach (+10)
Postmodernist Cereal (+3)
Potemkin Office (+5)
Premium Popup Post-Its (+6, -2)
Priapic Newspaper (+1, -1)
Principal Reliquary (+1)
Professional Teflon Fighting Enterprise (+1)
"Project Orion" Car Propulsion System (+3, -3)
Proper Verbs (+3, -2)
Re-offender Defence Team Liability (+1, -2)
"Real" Cat and Dog Food (+5, -1)
Recognisable Effigies (+2)
Recycled Plastic Building Materials (+3)
Religious Art Toaster (+4)
Reversible House (+5)
RIBS - Really Important Backup Service (+5)
Ringtone ID Differentiator (+2, -1)
River Crossing Trebuchet (+3, -2)
Roadside Garbage Conveyor (+5, -1)
Robotic Teutonic Moronic Lawn Sprinkler (+1, -1)
"Rocket-propelled" Car (+3, -1)
Roomba Razor Suit (+1, -2)
Rope Decoy (+1, -4)
Rubik's Cubic Car (+7)
Save Arctic Sea Ice (+7, -1)
Schrödinger's Cattery (+3, -1)
Seagull Anti-Global-Warming Program (+3)
Self-Preserving Tie (+3, -2)
Self-refilling Water Bottle (+2)
Shapely Pants (+2)
Shoe-conditioning (+4, -2)
Shoombrellas (+2, -2)
Situational Car Soundtrack (+1, -1)
Skyscraper Darts (+10, -2)
Snake Ties (+1, -1)
Snow Globe Snow Globe Snow Globe... (+3, -7)
Snowcone Cannon (+1)
Soap Kitchen (+3, -1)
Social Distancing Skirt (+9)
Socks For Africa (+1, -1)
Spandau Ballet Day (+1, -2)
Spider Rental Service (+10)
Sports Doping Standardisation (+2, -2)
Squeeze Egg Yolk (+6, -1)
Standard Sized Containers (+6, -1)
Star Trekking (+7, -1)
Submarine Sandwich Katjuscha (+4, -1)
Suburban Rooftop Advertising (+4, -2)
Sunglasses For Fake Black People (-6)
Super MAGA Hat (+5, -4)
Sustainable Breadcrumbs (+2)
Sweet Landmines (+3, -1)
Talibani "Secret" Weapon For Good (+3, -3)
Tanker Chess (+15, -1)
Teflon Pan (+1, -1)
That's My Parrot! (+4, -1)
The 8th Earl of Severn (+8, -4)
The Annual Halfbakers' Ball (+15, -3)
The Baconator (+7, -1)
The Best Christmas Card Ever (+2, -1)
The Bruce Willis Option (+5, -2)
The Church of Quiet Contemplation and Purgative Meditation (+2, -6)
The Complete Socksucker (+4, -1)
The Graveyard Shift (+2)
The Swinging Action Clock (0)
Thermite Termites (+3, -4)
Third Arm (+3, -6)
This Desk Sucks (+7, -1)
Titanium-Aramid Glasses (+2, -1)
Toilet Rim Device (+4, -2)
Traffic "Ballet" Safety Scheme (+5, -1)
Treehouse Office (+9, -2)
TweetHeart (+1, -2)
Unsafe Mortsafe (+2, -2)
Useful Junk Mail (+10)
Vaccination Stapler (+2, -2)
Vaccinators (+6, -3)
Velcro™ Cars (+4, -1)
"Voice" To Speech Gloves (+3)
"Waterbombing Helicopter" Dinner Delivery (+1, -2)
Ways To Recycle Greece's Natural Assets (+2, -2)
Workout Water Closet (+1, -2)
Zombie Undertakers (+6)
Zoo Of Everything (+2, -3)
Zoo Of Monstrosities (+3, -4)

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