With time seeming to go faster and life holding too many exciting possibilities and opportunities nowadays, we have decided to free up a little more time for the busy individual.

Select your favourite clothes and wear them all day then simply slip inside Die Uberwaschmaschine, wearing our patented mini-SCUBA set to provide you with fresh air, comfort and protection for all of the holes in your head.

Jets of warm water, gentle soaps and shampoos, pleasant fragrances and a soothing, rocking action allow you to snatch a short nap while you and your favourite clothes are cleaned and dried and primped and preened.

Once dry you simply climb out, brush your hair and teeth and you're good to go for another 24 hours.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 11 2012

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[theircompetitor, Apr 11 2012]

Baked in fiction - "The Marvellous Mud Washing Machine.", by Patty Wolcott.

Welcome to the halfbakery. Please see the link (to the left) marked 'help'.
-- spidermother, Apr 11 2012


Gee thanks. Nice to see everyone's so friendly and all.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 11 2012


//Welcome to the halfbakery. Please see the link (to the left) marked 'help'//

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
-- theleopard, Apr 11 2012


[+] My first [+] for an UnaBubba disvention. I feel like I met Elvis.
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Apr 11 2012


They are the same person, you know.

I don't personally recommend the dryer.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 11 2012


(seeing as we're doing this in German) or the Hosenbügler option...
-- not_morrison_rm, Apr 12 2012



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