Pants, with a one way valve in them to allow inflation by flatulence.

Much more comfortable than sitting on a hard bench seat for hours.
-- UnaBubba, Dec 31 2013

"Comes with a complementary 25 kilo bag of Brussels sprouts ..."

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-- 8th of 7, Dec 31 2013


[Ubie]!!!!!!!!!!!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 31 2013


Perfect for the New Year. Yay fart pants.+
-- blissmiss, Jan 01 2014


Make them sniff deflatable and I'll make a large odour.
-- rcarty, Jan 01 2014


What part exactly does it inflate? Could it transform your flatulence into a crotch bulge?

"Are you feelin' gassy, or are you just happy to see me?"
-- sanman, Jan 01 2014



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