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MikeD

Some of my favorite moments on the HB:

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[MaxwellBuchanan] - If you have blanket with a hole in it, why do you need another person?

[MikeD] - Menage troi?

[MaxwellBuchanan] - These days I'm happy if I can menage one.

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[Mustardface] - Emergency!

[hippo] - <pop><pop>

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[4whom] - //I really wish I had come in around the "virginal maiden" parts.//

[mouseposture] - [4whom] We saw what you did there, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[8th of 7] - Or smug and self-satisfied. It's a judgement call, to be honest. Best ask the (former) virginal maiden.

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[21quest] - Loving the tiny AT-AT pic... puts the mighty Empire into perspective. A lesson the Borg should take to heart. 8th, I'm looking at you.

[8thof7] - // I'm looking at you. //

And we're looking away, downwards and to the right, in a sort of shamefaced-not blinging-you-in the-eye -with the-temple-mounted-laser way ....

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I can be contacted at: brainsplint(at)yahoo(dot)com

[Mar 17 2008, last modified Mar 11 2012]

    
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