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A blanket with a hole in it to be used as an odor barrier for the adventurous couple.
Available in floral patterns or mushroom patch prints.
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This really takes the excitement out of the blumpkin.
Also, [marked-for-deletion], gross-out humor. You could
have spun this around a simple peeing snuggie and made
the blumpkin application secondary. |
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What? What the what? There seems to be an entire patois
of which I was hitherto unignorantless. |
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I am a little disturbed at having become deunignorantlessed. |
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I still don't understand this. |
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If you have blanket with a hole in it, why do you need
another person? |
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fragrance is your friend. |
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Hutterites, Jews and Quakers have all been supposed (ostensibly falsely) to have sex through a blanket. I don't see anything new here. |
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There's probably a studded leather version of this, but I'm
afraid to look. |
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Just don't name your pets or children 'Blumpkin', and
everything will be fine. |
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//If you have blanket with a hole in it, why do you need another person?// |
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These days I'm happy if I can menage one. |
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