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An mp3 player-like device uploaded with your personal "Arrival music" to be played, when your car door is opened, through your car's stereo system at maximum volume.
A small anecdote:
Many moons ago, when MikeD's mind was incapable of entertaining any thought not related to drinking or fornicating,
MikeD drove to a lake party (with drinks to drink and hopes of fornicating). Upon arrival at the party, young MikeD exited his vehicle, Pantera resonating from the speakers, and announced in a loud and triumphant voice for all to hear: "Mike D has arrived!"
Unfortunately, there was more than one lake party at that particular lake, and the particular lake party MikeD announced himself to neither knew who MikeD was nor cared.
The point being, there is a time in adolescence in which one feels entitled to musical heralding upon arrival.
Hence: The car-door activated them music player. Just upload your personal arrival theme music and announce your entrance to every scene.
A Tip of the Hat
Fatal_20Auto_20Collision_20Song
[MikeD, May 23 2009]
Perhaps you're thinking too small...
Puff_20of_20Smoke_20Car_20Door
[fridge duck, May 24 2009]
Prior Art
Scene_20Setter_20(Macho_20Man_20Edition)
[loonquawl, May 25 2009]
[link]
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Sweet (+) if you make it, they will buy. |
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As I said before, it should have been the Beasty boys, as in: "I'm Mike D and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect". |
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Would it play if you had to open and shut your
driver's door to close it properly? |
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[+] A Vulgar Display indeed, MikeD! |
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[Aristotle], of course. You have to close your door properly on the first attempt if you want to be cool. |
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Now here's a little story I've got to tell
'bout a bakery you know so well.
It was started by Jutta back in history,
to make a place for bakers like me – Mike D. |
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Does it play a different tune when you're leaving? |
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Yes.. "na-na-naaa-na.. HEY HEY HEY... Gooodbye!" |
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[Fridge Duck], yes, but if the two were combined ... |
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There was already an idea like this: [link]. |
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