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MikeD Enterprises is pleased to announce our new line of grocery: Victory Meats! Each cut of meat has been hewn from a beast that has been pitted against a like beast, in a life or death struggle, and proved victorious in one of our sanitary gladiator-esque arenas.
Have some battle-hardened bacon
with your breakfast, toss out the steak rub because this cow has already been seasoned in combat.
For an extra fee, you can download the video feed from our website and watch the benefactor of your meal dispatch his enemy whilst enjoying the sweet taste of victor.
You are what you eat, so start being a winner!
(?) stress factor
http://www.grandin....le/cattle.meat.html
[xandram, Nov 29 2010]
The Taste Of Fear
http://www.myconfin...ch-eat-my-fear-jpg/
Graphic [Boomershine, Dec 12 2010]
[link]
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What happens to the meat from the losing animals? |
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It gets sold as Defeat Meat. |
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Do you know that meat with adrenaline gets very tough? The most tender meat is from animals who didn't release any adrenaline and were butchered very kindly. [see link] |
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//What happens to the meat from the losing animals?// |
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Every animal alive today is the descendant of an unbroken chain of victors going back, without fail, to the beginnings of life. And you are going to put an end to that just so you can have some supper? |
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Armed with the power of not taking things seriously, I give this
idea a bun. Why? Because, no matter how politically incorrect
it is, it made me chuckle. |
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Most of the animals that you eat are sedentary in nature. How are you going to get them to fight each other? [<------ Note: Loaded question]. |
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// The most tender meat is from animals who didn't release
any adrenaline and were butchered very kindly.// |
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Or most unexpectedly. When I buy beef, I want to see a look
of "What the fu" on the cow's face. |
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//How are you going to get them to fight each other?// |
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Raise one as a Shi-ite, and the other as Sunni. |
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Much better than pretending it grew overnight in a plastic tray [+] |
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but I would like to see human matadors rather than beast-on-beast contests. |
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I'm not sure animals do incentives. |
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How about the victor gets one last boink, then, just as post-coital bliss is at its height, a bullet through the head? |
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How about the customer has to chase, catch, and despatch the victorious beast before they can sink their teeth into its flanks? |
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//Or most unexpectedly// Ninja butchery. Like cow
tipping, but permanent. |
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Edit: Haha, I can't believe that idea is here already:
Samurai Slaughterhouse |
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//How about the victor gets one last boink, then, just as post-coital bliss is at its height, a bullet through the head?// |
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If given the choice, I'd opt for that exit. |
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[pocmloc], I have to fight the urge to jump the fence and start eating cows everytime I see them in a pasture. |
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Aha, the old vinegar steaks. |
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Holy shit, bungston, I just deleted your anno. I meant to annotate and clicked the wrong thing. Most humble apologies. Is there anyway we can get it back? |
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// a bullet through the head? // |
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Or in [21Q]'s case, a bullet through the gonads (if any). |
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There would be quite a lot of adrenaline generated during coitus, would there not? So I've heard. |
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It was not your fault, but mine.
And it was your anno on the line.
I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear? |
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"Every animal alive today is the descendant of an unbroken chain of victors going back, without fail,,,," and yet some of us are the products of a link in the chain that managed to procreate before succumbing to defeat. |
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//some of us// All of us. I don't think any of our ancestors
was immortal. |
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(Well, maybe some of the single-celled
organisms. With binary fission, it's hard to tell parent from
child.) |
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