Carries a multitool and gets good results.

Mid-level logistics nerd, all-around repair person, enjoys problems with no apparent solutions.

Retirement consumes all of my time; I simply don't have any to spare for a real job.

Heroes: Reacher, Kildar.

Speaks Ooolongftangftangbank with a naval accent.

thereisnorock _AT_ g mail DOT com

[Dec 11 2015, last modified May 24 2024]

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Cellphone Fire Alarm App (+2)
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Drunk Driving Pub Crawl Olympics (+5, -1)
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SD Card Content Album (+4)
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Straight Baseball (+2, -1)
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Timely Christmas Cards (+3)
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Twelve Blade Revolving Shaver (+3)
Two Tab Beer Can (+4, -1)
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Uncorded Power Strip (+4, -1)
Vehicle Fuel Economy Monitor Adjustment (+5)
Wind Turbine Rides (+4)
Windproof House (+1, -2)
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