When a player collides with a wall or other structure in spectacular fashion it shall be the duty of the arena or facility to dedicate that portion of said structure to the player with a small mural depicting the initial event. Successive collisions by any player shall be recorded using bright hash marks.
-- whatrock, May 18 2017

This is for ice hockey, right ?
-- 8th of 7, May 18 2017


No need there, just varnish over the blood and tissue smears.

Besides, there wouldn't be any // Successive collisions // to commemorate...
-- 8th of 7, May 18 2017



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