Prescription weight loss medication is vaporized and recirculated through schools via the HVAC system. Overweight students and teachers will benefit from reduced cravings and subsequent weight loss.

When mixed with vaporized coffee and/or nicotine office employees will also stay awake and alert.
-- whatrock, Jun 12 2019

What about students with anorexia ?

// office employees will also stay awake and alert. //

The prospect of being awake and alert in some office meetings is a horror not to be contemplated.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 12 2019


I think the fundamental flaw lies in the first word of the idea: //Prescription//. "Prescription" generally (and I may be extrapolating a little here) means "prescription", which is a synonym for "prescription".
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 12 2019


"Prescription" is merely a suggestion; perhaps "strong" would be a better word. Some folks consume vinegar to suppress the urge to stuff their faces. It could work. Probably better than self flagellation.
-- whatrock, Jun 12 2019


But not nearly as much fun.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 12 2019


// Some folks consume vinegar to suppress the urge to stuff their faces. //

That's probablywhy most health fascists have a facial expression reminiscent of a bulldog chewing on a wasp.

"Some folks" consume a whole range of things for a variety if motives. Just because other people do something doesn't mean it's automatically a good idea. Radithor, for example ...

// It could work //

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// Probably better than self flagellation. //

The list of human activities that are better than self-flagellation is considerably longer than the list of activities that are equivalent or worse.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 12 2019


This is baked in Middle Schools across the US in the form of inhaled Adderall in all of the bathrooms.
-- blissmiss, Jun 13 2019


Just because RockCo's Radium Dietary Suppository program went, er, down the tube is no reason our Appetite Suppressant Vapor will do any worse. We are simply trying to achieve the slimming results that our citizens are too lazy and unmotivated to get.
-- whatrock, Jun 13 2019


It's certainly not as easy to chomp your Big Mac and fries when your jaw falls off...

Maybe you should market it as the "Eben Byers" diet ?
-- 8th of 7, Jun 13 2019



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