When a distracted driver doesn't learn after being repeatedly honked at the frustrated motorist behind can reach forward to the dashboard, flip up the protective switch guard and flip the toggle beneath, activating the RockCo Bagpipes Assault Car Horn. Twin horns mounted just inside the grill will then play bagpipe music at deafening levels causing the lead driver to accelerate away, scream, vomit and never again become distracted while driving.
Ear defenders are highly recommended, available at RockCo at additional cost.-- whatrock, Dec 02 2020 Reversing Bagpipes Reversing_20Bagpipes [hippo, Dec 02 2020] foresaid female bag player https://www.youtube...watch?v=8RbVuDuCYMYtakes me away [blissmiss, Dec 03 2020] This is brilliant, yet horrible ... we are conflicted ...-- 8th of 7, Dec 02 2020 Bonus points if they are capable of the brown note.-- RayfordSteele, Dec 02 2020 Extra points if the vomit filled car also contains 8th, either in his cage or bouncing around loose, but tethered of course.-- xenzag, Dec 02 2020 There are car stereo loudness competitions. Presumably a mechanical bagpipe could play a very loud and higher-quality bagpipe sound.-- sninctown, Dec 02 2020 // higher-quality bagpipe sound. //
There seems to be something a trifle contradictory about that phrase ...-- 8th of 7, Dec 02 2020 I just learned of a woman bagpipe jazz player that blew my socks off. She was full of soul and it sounded amazing. It would be nice if you could get her audio somehow to play at long red lights. I believe it would draw more people into that style, and they would find out what they are missing.-- blissmiss, Dec 03 2020 random, halfbakery