Religious services are boring. You sit there and listen to the pastor/minister/priest/dude at the podium run thousand year old stories and try not to fall asleep.

A helium tank mounted within the podium with a hose leading up to the mic stand allows the orator a hasty inhale before spouting a particularly important quote from the Bible, perhaps something about sinning or smiting, perhaps from Jesus hisself.
-- whatrock, Jun 12 2020

this should be required for all political speeches. How much better would debates be with this...
-- theircompetitor, Jun 12 2020


//Religious services are boring// You don't actually have to attend, you know.
-- pocmloc, Jun 12 2020


^^^

Also, sulfur hexafluoride.
-- tatterdemalion, Jun 13 2020


Maybe some hidden cannibis in the incense?
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 13 2020


I didn't even know that Helium was hard up for work...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 14 2020


It's work shy.
-- nineteenthly, Jun 14 2020


Rarefied air of the high moral ground.
-- wjt, Jun 14 2020


Fill the entire church/synagogue/place of worship with pure helium, so everyone sounds silly! (May require reinforcing the roof and windows...)
-- neutrinos_shadow, Jun 15 2020


Here lie um
-- wjt, Jun 15 2020


[kdf]; that wasn't my plan. No, definitely not. Never crossed my mind...
-- neutrinos_shadow, Jun 15 2020



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