Vehicle: Car: Radio
Clank Dependent Noise Canceling Radio   (+3, -1)  [vote for, against]
Drive an audibly perfectly functioning car forever

A radio circuit that isolates and creates an exact opposite waveform to the clanking, bonking, scraping or cyclic grinding noises emanating from your poorly-maintained vehicle. A fast processor and full radio speaker integration ensures only trailing vehicles will know of your expired compressor bearings, screaming brakes and dragging exhaust. A turbo boost amplifier feature is available for when the muffler finally lets go.
-- whatrock, Apr 16 2016

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