Beer cans with a second pull tab, on the bottom, for when one wants the contents to come out faster.

Might bump up sales on college campuses...
-- whatrock, May 05 2023

Beer can with top and bottom pull tabs https://patents.goo.../US20110000913A1/en
looks like someone has already patented this... [prufrax, May 05 2023]

Two_20Plugs_20in_20The_20Bath [xenzag, May 05 2023]

remove the whole lid https://www.foodrep...-lid-canned-in-nyc/
brewed! [mylodon, May 05 2023]

two tabs one hole https://www.dailyma...t-perfect-head.html
brewed! [mylodon, May 05 2023]

You could just turn the can upside down before opening
-- pocmloc, May 05 2023


Yes, but without a second airhole the contents would not come out much faster.
-- whatrock, May 05 2023


Two thoughts: why not make the pull ring remove the entire lid (like a can of soup), then you can drink from the whole can instead of via that tiny hole?

Thought number two is a reminder to look at my own much earlier idea of a rapid emptying bath tub, which has two plug holes. [link]
-- xenzag, May 05 2023


Well I'll be, look at all those linkys (linkies?). And why didn't my Google find them when yours did?

Sort of like the supposed existence of a single god but where every believer seems to have one that operates a bit differently.
-- whatrock, May 06 2023


[whatrock] has found compelling evidence that Google does not exist.
-- pertinax, May 06 2023


Evidence of absence is not absence of evidence
-- pocmloc, May 06 2023


Two tabs on top would have the same effect, but without having to up-end it. Too practical?
-- Voice, May 07 2023


It'd be pretty hard for a beer maker to claim they didn't know these would be used by frat boys to give themselves alcohol poisoning with unprecedented efficiency and convenience. I can't imagine any valid need to rapidly pour out beer except for shotgunning it.
-- 21 Quest, May 08 2023


Well... yeah.
-- whatrock, May 09 2023



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