h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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I like my cat. She makes amusing noises and has a cute little face topped with pointy swivelling ears and a there's a sweet little furry nose in the middle. Unfortunately she is convinced that the other end of herself, which is not so cute and emits odd smells from time to time is the end she should
point in my direction.
Solution: a perfect copy of her head, made with loving care by the artisans at "No More Cats' Arses", featuring a plastic plug the shape of a baby's dummy where the neck would be.
Stroke cat near base of tail until the offending brass eye is pointed heavenwards. In goes the plug and now, behold:
Two cute heads, and NO ARSES.
Sylvester the Talking Kitty Cat
https://www.youtube...watch?v=CTDelbaFkPc
demonstrating the Twinkle Tush, [FlyingToaster, Jan 20 2017]
[link]
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I know from experience that stuffing a dummy up a cats' arse is more difficult than you might imagine. |
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So much that you want to stick a butt plug in its arse? |
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Maybe you just like it too much.(Poor cat.) |
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I've not seen a cat with a *furry* nose. |
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I remember a much aligned spoof website that claimed to solve this problem using superglue. |
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Mayhaps you mean "maligned" |
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//website that claimed to solve this problem using superglue// |
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And another that used jars and tubes. |
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It was before the days of css, so there was probably a fair bit of aligning going on as well, but yes, that is what I meant. |
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And Bubs, I think we're talking about the same site. |
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Indeed, I think we must be. |
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By the way, I'd like to see you get one of these near me! We have claws you know. Big ones. And we don't take lightly to things up our bottoms! |
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What if you leave the plug in too long? Your poor pussy could explode, and you will have a far worse mess than a smelly cat butt. |
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And [8th] has been silent on this so far. |
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Silent, yes; but far from idle ... |
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[it's a stick] created an account on August 6 2007. |
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Over the next eight days, [stick] created two ideas, annoed twice on two other ideas, and then vanished from sight. |
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Fear not, [stick] is perfectly safe and happy in our care. Talent like that is too precious to waste ... |
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There's a company that does that... not a butt plug, but a cover that hangs off the tail <link> |
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That was one of the stranger videos I've seen. |
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