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Galbinus_Caeli

Galbinus underscore Caeli at LiveJournal dot Com.

People think I am hard to please, but I really am not.

Don't break the laws of physics. (Bend like a yoga master, sure, but don't break them.)

Do solve a problem that has not been solved before. (definition of problem is pretty wide)

If possible, be whimsical.

[Jan 09 2006, last modified Jul 16 2007]

    
(+6, -3) Ass Check
(+11, -5) Automated Pastry Identification & Quality Control
(+5, -2) Automatic Tea Bag remover.
(+4, -3) Bachelor Carpet
(+8, -6) Boothless toll road.
 Caffeinated Creamers
 Central Refrigerator
(+17, -3)(+17, -3) Configurable "Grandma" level
(+28, -5)(+28, -5)(+28, -5) Constant length laser pointer
 Decancerator
 Edible Cigarette Butts
(+8, -3) Eject Tank Insulation at Shuttle Launch
 External Volume Control
(+5, -6) Flash Mob Anti-Hijacking
 Fountain Booze
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Fuel Cell for Weight Control
(+8, -11) Get Loads MORE Power.
(+3, -2) Grass Spray for training puppies
 Haystack encased needle extractor.
(+3, -5) Healthiest Restaurant of All!
(+2, -6) Hot Potato
(+2, -4) iHack
(+2, -1) Kittens in Disguise!
(+15)(+15) Lipstick stamp.
(+3, -7) Long use Underwear
 Microengraved Firing pin and Rifling
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Mobile phone that makes and receives phone calls.
 Nanotech Flints
 New Marked For Deletion reason
(+26, -6)(+26, -6)(+26, -6) Non-Stop Subway.
(+7, -4) Parabolic Sports
(+2, -1) Personalized luggage delivery
 PickupBa
(+24, -5)(+24, -5) Powered Gym
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Projector laptop.
(+4, -2) Roadkill powered car
(+8, -5) Safe Glasses for Drunken Fuckwits
(+10, -5) Sanitary door.
(+10)(+10) Self stick Herpes sores
(+7, -1) Shake It Off, Chitti!
(+4, -2) Sniffies: Movies For Dogs
(+7, -6) Strip Risk
 Urinal Slot Machine
 

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