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Chickens are wonderful creatures. They produce eggs and are fun to play with. To breed more chickens, you need a rooster. Caring for a rooster is seldom an option for suburban chicken farmers without much land. Wouldn't it be great if there were a place you could borrow one?
The chicken library
allows members to borrow chickens. They can be used to produce eggs, breed, incubate eggs, consume insects, or just for companionship.
Membership requires completion of a chicken farming training course, passing a written quiz, and volunteering for the library.
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// They produce eggs and are fun to play with ... used to produce eggs, breed, incubate eggs, consume insects, or just for companionship. // |
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... and they taste REALLY good with garlic and herbs .... eleven herbs and spices and a crispy coating ... |
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Rental is a better business model. |
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Yes, but it only works for beer ... |
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So this chicken walks into a library, goes up the librarian and says "Book! Book book!"... |
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I also foresee problems with this, with shady characters wanting to try their hand at animal husbandry. |
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Is there a sardine version? I like sardines. They can dance if you train them. |
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Burt, Dolly, and the singing and dancing... |
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Oh Chicken LIBRARY ahh.. nevermind. |
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The Chicken Ranch ? Best little Whorehouse in Texas ?
Reynolds and Parton? Hard Candy Christmas? |
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It's a cute idea, but better name Rent-a-cock. |
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For a poultry sum you could allow the occasional non-return. |
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Gave max a [+] on 101 101 for the book book. |
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Join me and boost it up. It's currently-1. |
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<moves [Voice] a couple of pegs up the Leper List> |
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I'll chicken to the leper colony right away. |
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//Membership requires completion of a chicken farming training course, passing a written quiz, and volunteering for the library.// |
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What's the pecking order?
Will all of the books for the course be from Bantam?
Is there insurance against a flustered cluck? |
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//Is there insurance against a flustered cluck?// |
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Having just read [Max]'s anno, I accidentally spoonerised
that. Then I realised that it actually doesn't work properly,
but it was too late. Now I'm not sure whether it
would end up as be 'custard' or 'clustered', both of which
would be messy. |
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I like the depth of thinking behind this idea - it's multi-layered. |
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'voluneering for the library' |
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Just to check out some chicks. |
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