h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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cow massage overhang
If you've tried a massage chair you know how wonderful they feel; place similar massagers on something a bit like an overhang | |
Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful
I think milk cows might enjoy getting automatic massages like those; just walk away if they have different preferences
happy cows
(?) How about some beer with that massage.
http://www.foodmanu...er_and_massage.html [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 15 2007]
(?) Squeeze Chute
http://images.googl...l%3Den%26safe%3Doff Mechanical cow hugger [wagster, Oct 15 2007]
(??) overhead cow message
http://www.roadtrip...ide/Falling-Cow.jpg [jaksplat, Oct 16 2007]
Happycow
https://www.youtube...watch?v=siTGDMa7z2c Not to be confused with Happylong, of course [ytk, Nov 04 2015]
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But [21 Quest], if milk cows can get used to a machine that squeezes their nipples, surely a machine that gives them a back-rub would be readily acceptable by comparison? |
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Cows like big hugs. Farmers have cow hugging machines to calm them while they examine and mend the cows. Make these machines vibrate. Mooooo! |
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Is this a cow joke?
//Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful// |
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oh, a massage *for* the cows. i thought this was massages given by cows. totally different outcome. although i don't know why the cows should get all the massages. |
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Kobe beef, beer and massage. Life should not be that good to any forms of life higher than primates. |
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I think it means he didn't miss the joke... |
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ohh I miss [beanie] now that we have [travbm]! |
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One day, someone will turn up who is so shitty that
we'll miss [travis]. |
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[beany] was here not too long ago. He annotated a few ideas
recently. We can only hope that means there's another
beanybake brewing. |
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As for the idea, see <link>. |
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