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cow massage overhang

 If you've tried a massage chair you know how wonderful they feel; place similar massagers on something a bit like an overhang
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Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful

I think milk cows might enjoy getting automatic massages like those; just walk away if they have different preferences

happy cows

—beanangel, Oct 15 2007

(?) How about some beer with that massage. http://www.foodmanu...er_and_massage.html
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 15 2007]

(?) Squeeze Chute http://images.googl...l%3Den%26safe%3Doff
Mechanical cow hugger [wagster, Oct 15 2007]

(??) overhead cow message http://www.roadtrip...ide/Falling-Cow.jpg
[jaksplat, Oct 16 2007]

Happycow https://www.youtube...watch?v=siTGDMa7z2c
Not to be confused with Happylong, of course [ytk, Nov 04 2015]

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       farm category
—beanangel, Oct 15 2007
   

       But [21 Quest], if milk cows can get used to a machine that squeezes their nipples, surely a machine that gives them a back-rub would be readily acceptable by comparison?
—pertinax, Oct 15 2007
   

       It does. [link]   

       Cows like big hugs. Farmers have cow hugging machines to calm them while they examine and mend the cows. Make these machines vibrate. Mooooo!
—wagster, Oct 15 2007
   

       food:farming:livestock
—david_scothern, Oct 15 2007
   

       Is this a cow joke?
//Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful//
—xandram, Oct 15 2007
   

       oh, a massage *for* the cows. i thought this was massages given by cows. totally different outcome. although i don't know why the cows should get all the massages.
—k_sra, Oct 15 2007
   

       Kobe beef, beer and massage. Life should not be that good to any forms of life higher than primates.
—4whom, Oct 15 2007
   

       I wanna be Kobe beef.
—rascalraidex, Oct 15 2007
   

      
—beanangel, Oct 16 2007
   

       I think it means he didn't miss the joke...
—xandram, Oct 16 2007
   

       ohh I miss [beanie] now that we have [travbm]!
—xandram, Nov 04 2015
   

       One day, someone will turn up who is so shitty that we'll miss [travis].   

       Or maybe not.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 04 2015
   

       [beany] was here not too long ago. He annotated a few ideas recently. We can only hope that means there's another beanybake brewing.   

       As for the idea, see <link>.
—ytk, Nov 04 2015
   


 

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