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Works in Progress:

1. Walk-in kitchen sink

2. Retractable Olive Branch

3. Sock that sticks to its mate in the dryer

4. Dog-walking Horse

5. Extension Toes

6. Trevi Windshield Washer

7. Submersible Hair Dryer

8. More Musical Interludes

http://www.geocities.com/aotechdesign/

aotechdesign at yahoo dot com

[Mar 25 2004, last modified Jun 10 2005]

    
(+4) 24-hour Snooze Button
 Accu-Sprink
(+5) Airbag Ignition Cutoff
 Alternate Bathroom Answering Machine Message
(+3, -1) American Land Bridge
(+2) Anti-Fatigue Cape
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Anti-slam Household Rage Control
(+1) Antistupidexpressionator
 Arm Hole Zippers for Vests
(+11)(+11) Ass Ratchet
(+19)(+19) Aufblasbarehosen
(+1) Baby Fish Life Saver
(+8)(+8) Baby Ring Tones
(+1) Backpack/Yoke
 Bag-o-Dimples
(+1) Bathtub Made of Soap
(+10)(+10) Bicycle Butt Laser
 Bicycle Chain Lubricating Shoe
(+6) Bicycle Glass Broom
 Bicycle Slow Cooker
(+1) Bike Train
(+3, -1) Bleeping Front Door
 Blue Keys
(+3) Bottle-shaped Granola Bar Dispenser
(+3) Broccoli Vendors
(+1) Broken-Leg League
(-1) Bus Stop Sleeper Eject
(+3) Ceiling Cart
(+1) Center-Fang
(+1) Chilly the Penguin
(+6) Club Oreo
(+54, -2)(+54, -2)(+54, -2) Coffee Cup Watermark
(+2) Couch-side Grape Hopper
(+3) CPU Usage Tie & Tie Clip
(+3, -2) Critical Point Espresso
 Date-Stamping Pen
(+6) Deathgrip Glove
(+4) Dog Phone
 Dog Poo Monkeys
(+7) Domestic Drawbridge
(+1) Doo-wop Code
 Doughnut-Bagel Hybrid
 Downhill Boots
(+4, -1) Dressing Car on Train
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Dynamometric Laundry Dryness Gauge
(+1) Eat/Don’t Eat Mushroom Gauge
(+10, -3) Edible Pencil Lead
 Egg Singles
(+3) Electric Papermatic Scrappertron
(+2) Fantasy IMDb.com
 Fish Illusion Drinking Glass
(+4) Fridge Trapeze
 Fruit Put
(+2, -1) Fuzzy Tail Wig
 Gastric Botox Therapy
(+3, -1) Giant Dishwashing Competition
 Giant Front Door, Car Parked in Foyer
 Global-Positioning Hair Clipper
 GPa Potatoes
(+2, -1) Heartbeat Shirt
(+2) Helicopter Drama
(+2) Helium Molotovaloon
(+1) Hod Hat
(+1) Hubcap Margaritas
(+1) Hygienic Fridge-Front Milk-Guzzling System
(+1) Ice III Cream
 Imitation Brown Paper Bag
(+2) In-floor Foot-bath
 Inside Chicken Cooker
(+1) Invisible Headphones
(+2) Iron Invertastand
(+5) Kaleidoscopic Christmas Tree
 Key-Change Button for Guitars
(+1) Kitchen Appliance Look-Alike
 Lajak
 Leslie Tremulant Earmuffs
(+1) Lockable Bottle
(+2, -1) Long-distance Swimming
 Magnetical Spectacles
(+1) Martian Parks
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Math Homework Cheating Machine
(+3) Memory Sticker
 Mind Boggles
(+2) Music-Car Speed Coupling
(+3, -1) Napkin Printer
 Neodymium Bowtie
(+4, -1) Non-stop Marshmallow
(+1) One-Hour Recycling
 Pancake Chicken
(+2, -1) PCMCIA Strain Relief
(+3) Pedestrian Cannon
(+2, -1) Periquarium for Houseboats
(+6) Phone Color
 Phonograph Table Saw
(+1) Phootnote
(+8, -1) Piano Vibrato
(+4) Platonic Bed
(+2) Pneumatic Waist-Size Addition
(-1) Pre-Filled Garbage Bags
 Primary Soup Machine
 Proboscis For People
(+1) Quadoculars
(+4, -1) Quicker Counting
(+20)(+20)(+20) R-theta Etch-a-Sketch
 Recycled CD CD Case
(+3) Refrigerator with Back Door
(+2, -1) Removable Armpits
(+3) Reusable Potato Jacket
 Reusable Turkey
 Reversozip Plastic Bag
(+1) Rewind Button
(+3) Roof Rack, Dish Rack, Carwash Dishwasher
(+1) Round Music Box
(+7) Roving Observation Platform
 Second Keyboard
(+4) Semi-recumbent Pogo Stick
 Serendipity Doo Dah Day
(+1) Sheet Music Scanner Pen
(-2) Sideways Car
(+2, -3) Sleeper Plane
(+1) Space Fishing
(+1) SPF Gradient Shorts
(+11)(+11) Stroboscopic Shot Through the Head Gag
(+4) Sunken Dishwasher
(+2) Super-charged Pogo Stick
(+6) Super-Long Bread
(+4) Superior-Pacific Canal
(+2) Supermarket Lid Loosener
(+3) Surplus Grey
 Theft Deterrent Bike Cover
(+1) Through-the-Roof Clothes Line
 Time-Release Sports Drink
(+3) Toaster with Marshmallow Port
 Transparent Shirt Pocket
(+1) Travel Bear
(+1) Turtlesave Polythene Confettitron
(+2) Ultra-High-Rise Shoulder-Hugger Jeans
(+2) Un-brella
 Under-sink Peltier Device
(+1) Underwear Plants
(+2) Vehicular-Residential Key
 Very Large Solar Crème Brûlée Burner
 Voltaically Adjustable Inseams
 Waist-size Gauge
(+1) Wankel Rotary Island
(+4) “What’s Going On?” Button
(+2) Whistled Glissando Microwave Time Input
(+5) Whiteboard Lab Coat
(+1) Yumminess Gauge
 

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