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Whether you’re eating quiche, salad or stromboli, you WILL get a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth. But not if you’re wearing the Center-Fang!
The Center-Fang clips securely over the gap between your front teeth, where it protects the inter-dental region from stray foliage. The Center-Fang
is the ONLY dental appliance that will prevent you from looking stupid at lunch.
Center-Fang Illustration
http://www.geocitie...sign/CenterFang.htm
[AO, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Monotooth
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Monotooth
[hippo]'s suggestion halfbaked here, by [zer0wing] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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If you're really opposed to getting
stuff stuck between your teeth,
why not just have all the teeth on
your top or bottom jaw replaced
by one huge, curved tooth? |
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Also great for stabbing pickled onions and opening those juice pouches when you've lost the straw. |
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Goodness, Charlie Brown sure has changed. |
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Doesn't this create two "between the teeth" areas, where there was only one before? |
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my grandmother had one tooth. I called it central eating |
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According to the illustration, it doesn't, however, stop you from puncturing your lower lip with every bite. |
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