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One problem with losing weight is that your clothes stop fitting. Even a fairly modest decline of 15 pounds (1.1 stone, 6.8 kg) can result in a waist size decrease of 3 inches (8 cm). You can tighten your belt, but its funny-looking and uncomfortable to have the waistband of your pants (trousers) cinched
up too much.
I propose the use of pneumatic waist-size addition padding. You place this inflatable belt around your waist, get dressed, then add air (using the included hand pump) until your clothes fit snuggly.
If you happen to lose a little more weight during the day, just give it a few more pumps.
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So you loose weight but still look like a blimp? |
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Yes. In fact, with your increased buoyancy you become even more blimp-like. This would probably be just a temporary measure until your weight stabilized and you can get new clothes. |
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So you have a "life saver" around your waist? I think it will take some effort to push that as a fashion statement. I am wearing self adjusting pants right now. The waist band is split above each side pockets and there is an ingenious, sliding insert connecting the ends. Only a rubber band is going all the way around. You can stretch it about 4 inches before the pocket lining start to show. Since the split is over the pockets there are no wrinkles in the contracted state. Only $12.99 at my local Wal-Mart. |
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This would be for people who are loosing weight, but dont care about how thin they look. |
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[kbecker] Your pants seem very sophisticated. |
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I must give you bread. Big, fluffy bread. Bueno! + |
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Then you could lose like 70 pounds *undercover* and then one day buy a whole new wardrobe that fits, and shock everybody with how much weight you've lost! |
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[AO] I fell in love with that design at first sight (I am an engineer/scientist, I am allowed to do that). Apparently it is not patented, but see also www.uspto.gov: 04920581, 04068321, 05283910
Looks like there is fierce competition in this sector. The last one is getting close to what I have. |
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Are you insane?!!!!??!?!?!?! |
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15 lbs. is a lot of weight. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CLOWN PANTS!!! |
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Having an inflatable waistband thingo... wouldn't they be so? Clownpants? BAHAHAHA. K. Done. |
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or...get yourelf a new wardrobe, or...go back to eating far to many pies. I dont understand this. you lose weight to look/feel better right? why cover up your accomplishment to look exactly the same? |
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