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It's all well and good to just up and walk to the lift,
traverse a few floors and then walk to, say, [hippo]'s
desk. It is also very boring.
No more! UBCo Architectural Services have
redesigned and refurbished a number of buildings so
you can now move about them using The Bruce Willis
Option:
Now you can move from office to office
through oversized air-conditioning vents, with your
feet never touching the floor.
Yippee-Ki-Ay!
Lloyds of London
http://images.finea...on-dawn-oconnor.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 14 2013]
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Can you fix the air-conditioning on your way up? |
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Ahhh, Lloyds of London..which is completely shite on the inside decor-wise. |
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I think it's cruel that air vents are actually much smaller
than the movies would have us believe. |
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Much more suited to the size of Tom Cruise, than real
people. |
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You mean they don't have monstrous kill-saw fan
blades either? I thought that's what was driving the
cost of HVAC... |
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[+] ah yes, I'd like to kick down the door to your office [UB]!! |
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Or the Sigourney Weaver option of dragging a greased up
ET doll behind you on a tether. |
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[marked-for-editing] or moving to internal category. |
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Yeah, get all your ducts in a row already... |
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drive an 18-wheeler out of a C-130 into the office,
while all three explode in slow motion. |
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While you hide in the air ducts... of course. |
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The fastest way to [hippo]'s office is through the
park. |
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I *thought* that was a leopard, hiding in the bushes. |
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