Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Talking nightstick

A police stick that says stuff

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This is kind of like the sound effects swords, but it is a police stick that says things like,"Justice has been served" and stuff like that whenever you hit somebody with it. There would also be an optional Miranda Rights attachment.

—	fett625, Apr 01 2007

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I think it should make cartoon-style noises when used - "Biff!" "Pow!" "Smash!"

—	DrCurry, Apr 01 2007

..or bash, bash, bash, video, tv, court, not guilty, riot - but I like it (+) Thud ! croissant lands nearby.

—	xenzag, Apr 01 2007

"You have the right to a tourniquet..."

—	2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 02 2007

"No, no! Not the face!"

—	AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 02 2007

Reminiscent of the 'singing sword' in the Prince Valiant stories and also of Enserric the Sword from the PC game Neverwinter Nights:
(when attacking a dwarf): "let's cut its beard off when it's dead!"

—	Jinbish, Apr 02 2007

THUD

"You have the right to remain silent"

SMACK

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

CRUMP

"You have the right to an attorney of your choosing"

"Hey, Jack, lay off him, he's down."

"But I've got to finish reading him his rights"

SMASH

"If you cannot afford an attorney..."

—	ye_river_xiv, Apr 02 2007

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