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On a dark night, a stealthy drone zips over the enemy
encampment, and releases chunks of vastly over-ripe
Limburger guided to their targets by a laser.
Optional payloads include Wensleydale or Fromage frais,
just to keep them guessing.
Steve Martin dentist song
https://www.youtube...watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 05 2018]
[link]
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There's no whey this can fail ... |
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Oh grate. Another round of cheese puns. |
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I camembert it... - but we must accept our feta, and tread caerphilly |
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Who's the crottin who started this? |
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Not me - I'll just go and hide inside my roquefort |
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I'm staying neutral in this. If you need me, I'll be over
standing by the Swiss. |
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I forgot to add the minigun firing a mixed ammunition,
consisting of aniseed balls, gob stoppers and them toffees
which hydraulically extract dental filling. |
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In this way the enemy is rendered extra smelly, inarticulate
and in need of a dentist. |
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Cue Steve Martin "Little Shop of Horrors" link. |
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Cue [8th] saying "yes, but in France how would you tell?" |
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I'll pass. Mozzarella funna stuff's alreada been said. |
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"Still tons left," read Lester. |
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If this drone were stocked with smelly soft French, rather than Belgian, cheese to fire at its targets, could it be said to be "...shooting the Bries"? |
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