h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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This is kind of like the sound effects swords, but it is a police stick that says things like,"Justice has been served" and stuff like that whenever you hit somebody with it. There would also be an optional Miranda Rights attachment.
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I think it should make cartoon-style noises when used - "Biff!" "Pow!" "Smash!" |
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..or bash, bash, bash, video, tv, court,
not guilty, riot - but I like it (+) Thud !
croissant lands nearby. |
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"You have the right to a tourniquet..." |
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Reminiscent of the 'singing sword' in the Prince Valiant stories and also of Enserric the Sword from the PC game Neverwinter Nights:
(when attacking a dwarf): "let's cut its beard off when it's dead!" |
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"You have the right to remain silent" |
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"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" |
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"You have the right to an attorney of your choosing" |
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"Hey, Jack, lay off him, he's down." |
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"But I've got to finish reading him his rights" |
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"If you cannot afford an attorney..." |
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