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A fluffy bunny with razors glued under it fur at points where a person is most likely to pick it up, released into a populous area.
An nigh unstoppable evil, since few people would kill a bunny, at least not in front of a crowd.
Since I'm not so evil, I would train the bunny to stay away from children.
Danger Mouse
http://www.dangermouse.org
He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best! [Jinbish, Feb 27 2006]
This is one of the worst ideas here.
http://www.halfbake..._20the_20Halfbakery
It's at #21 as of this link's establishment. [notmarkflynn, Apr 04 2006]
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Hmmm, razorback seems a strange name for a rabbit, can I pet him? |
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for what purpose exactly? |
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Release wild caltrop bunnies into the countryside to take out unwary motorists. [-] |
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Oh Danger Bunny, the blades, the blades are shining |
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From ear to ear, and down the other side |
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The strokes are gone, and all the strokers are dying |
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'Tis me, 'tis me must go and you must bide. |
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But on your back when bunnies' in the meadow |
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Or when t'scithes' hushed... |
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and bright-red with warm fresh blood |
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'Tis I'll be here in bunshine or in fishbone |
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Oh Danger Bunny, oh D.B., I loathe you so. |
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And if I come, when all the Flopsies are a-dying |
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And You are dead, as dead You may well be |
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I'll come and find the place where You are lying |
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And kneel and say [pa've] and take a pee. |
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And You shall hear, how soft I tread above thee |
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And all your dreams will cool and darken be |
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If I'll not fail to tell thee that I loathe you |
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You'll simply rot in peace until I come to thee. |
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You'll rot in peace until I come to thee. |
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Never thought that anything at all could make Danny Boy a worthwhile song, but that's really rather splendid, Dub. |
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// strongly suspect that this is one of your 'autoboner trap' ideas// Hey, it caught fourteen of 'em. |
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That was the sweetest anno song ever. I am honored. |
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What can I say? I was inspired by the bunny. |
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(Pokes index finger into bunny skull, and thumb and middle finger into where the bunny arms were, and makes a fetching glove puppet - ala Sooty and Sweep) - [thank Si for the image] |
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Perhaps this could be marketed as a Greenpeace style defense mechanism, whereby all the poor snared bunnies cut themselves free by wiggling around. |
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You don't seem to realize that the poor bunny would slice itself to bits if it tried to move. |
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Have a very sharp-edged fishbone. Don't cut yourself. Or, rather, don't cut the bunny. |
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Looks like the Auto-bunner's been. |
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dammit [Dub] now no-one's gonna want to delete this. Inspired. |
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I must say, I hate the idea of an auto-bunner as much as I hate the idea of an auto-boner. |
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I voted for this because I thought it was funny. Also, it is in public: evil: animal, so I evaluated it on that basis. |
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So it was [calum] all along. Interesting.
I'm voting [-], regardless of the category for the same reason as [DF] |
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But the bunny wouldn't cut itself. The blades are facing out ward. Why would I want an evil animal that just kills itself? That's just a depressing animal. |
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nmf, bunnies really don't equate with cutting instruments - this is a no no! |
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That's why all my lackeys are either simians or rabbits. Fewer problems in that department. |
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here ya go [big sleep]
Blood spills from the ha-re
and blood it quickly falls
and the buns that someone gives you
Don't do anything at all
It's Just Malice
and it's ten feet tall
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And if you go petting rabbits
and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hooka smoking caterpillar
has given you the gall
justs Malice!......... |
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+. Getting closer to Duracel Bunny explosives |
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Would that be an explosion that doesn't stop? |
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This would be a terrible blow for Trix advertising. |
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[Dub], can I put your song on my profile? |
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'course you can, mate! :) I...I'd be honoured. Published at last! |
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//I would train the bunny to stay away from children // |
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Yeah, because many children wouldn't hesitate to murder a bunny. Trust me, I know. Of course, they probably wouldn't go FMA and eat it, but they would cut off the feet and sell the blades to emos. Speaking of which, said bunnies would be kidnapped by emos all the time for pets. |
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