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I still don't know what it means but Ooolongftangftangbank nontherless.

I keep a website of interesting and stupid things that people say at http://i.1asphost.com/toxicshock/index.asp?refer=hiddentruths#noads

Always interested in talking with other halfbakers. If you want to find me, try http://obfuscatedhonesty.multiply.com

[Jan 11 2005, last modified Jul 22 2019]

    
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(+22, -1)(+22, -1)(+22, -1) Auto Rolling Eye
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(+7) "Be Kind It's Raining" Pedestrian Crossing
(+7, -5) Beggar Registration Department
(+6, -1) Biodegradable Monument
(+2) Board Game Olympics
(+6, -5) Bottled Jam Doughnut Jam
(+7, -1) Breakfast of Champions
(+3) Bulletproof-Glass Suit
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 Clay Pizza Shooting
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 Corporation Supplemented Money
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(+3) Defamation: The Game
(+5, -3) Description Tag
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(+20, -2)(+20, -2) Edible Hat
 Electric Postbox
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(+4, -3) Email Letter Printer
(+8, -1) Eurovision Fight Club
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(+7) Eyes for the Back of Your Head
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 Glass Bottomed Plane
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(+3, -1) Illuminated Waistcoat
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Indestructible Piñata
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 Let's Make A (Faustian) Deal
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 Meat Sprinkles
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 Remembrance Clock
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(+8, -1) The Entirely Unridiculous Umbrella
(+6, -1) The Golden Oldies View
(+9, -6) The "I Bet You Wish This Was A" Restaurant
(+3) The Moat Company
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(+9, -2) The Perfect Alibi Soundtrack
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(+3, -1) Watchtopus
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(+6, -1) You've Won An X-Ray
 

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