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calum

I've no business being in Yoker

[Jan 24 2001, last modified Oct 31 2021]		    
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(+8)(+8) 4 x 100m Sack Race
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 Corporatisation of Politics
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 Geta Cats
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 Mime Creation
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(+1) No More Tears Sticking Plaster
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(+7) Pareidolia Photocopier
 Passchendaele Granola Yoghurt
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 Pen Man
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(+5) Pylon Painter's Exoskeleton
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(+3) Reality Management Consultancy Secrets Police
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 Redistributed Distributed Surveillance State
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(+3) Scrotum Thurible
(+5) Secondary Source Hypertext Commentary Novel
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 Thoroughgoing approach to earth's destruction
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 Weaning Baby Monitor
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(+7, -3) Zip Tie Lamppost Dog Chew
(+2, -1) Zombie Jesus Advent Calendar
 

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