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Or you could plant cress, if you find broccoli too ostentatious.
Fishties
[pocmloc, May 17 2011]
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Yes - and a healthy snack - part of your five-a-day. |
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Do they come with a side order of button mushrooms? |
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Sort of like a healthier version of the well-balanced
Yorkshireman then? |
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hmmm, vegetable fashion gets into hb top 10! |
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Goes nicely with scrambled eggs on the hat. |
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I'd have my epaulettes fashioned from that
Romanesco broccoli - the more discerning-
gentleman's broccoli. |
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Meanwhile, I notice that the less sartorially aware
are sporting Cauliflower this season - so gauche, it'll
never catch on. |
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Presumably the accompanying legwear consists of long trousers
with turnips? |
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You should never forget to have some celery pinned to your blazer either. |
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Yes, but if you wear one of those, you may have trouble taking a
leek… |
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I think cufflinks should be fashioned from corn
kernels. |
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I think fashionable corn kernel cufflinks would make an
excellent nonstick pizza cutter. |
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I think Birdseye colonels should wear frozen broccoli
epaulettes. |
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After planting, the nutrients to cultivate the charming cress ordainment are provided from...? |
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//nutrients are provided from...?// A small animal, also perched on the shoulder. |
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[FT] Hydroponically at all? |
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A heatsealed package of fruit salad, pinned to the
chests of senior officers and highly decorated
soldiers. |
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Oh, I took it farther than that. |
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Perfect with a cheese tie! |
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Cheese string tie, shirley ? |
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Is that what [IT] uses to hold up his codpiece (q.v.) ? |
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Rice cakes could also be used for similar purposes, with toppings varied to match accessories. |
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Broccoli Epaulets, paired with cauliflower ears. Perfect accompaniment. Meathead and two veg. |
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He has the makings of a good officer, but still looks a bit green to me. |
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Fortunately he's wet behind the ears, and the
drips keep the compost on his shoulders
moist. |
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// I think Birdseye colonels should wear frozen broccoli epaulettes//
Don't be ridiculous - Birdseye will never make it past Captain. |
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We have clearance, Clarence … roger, Oveur,
what's our vector, Victor? |
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