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So your icy-hillside slip doesn't terminate under the wheels of a snowplough.
spiked shoe
spiked_20shoe
by A Dreamer (featuring Livin' Joy). [calum, Dec 07 2010]
Badgers Natural anti-slip
http://www.urbandic...a%20badger's%20arse
Awaiting adoption as a standard unit of roughness [Twizz, Dec 07 2010]
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I assume this is not a problem encountered by badgers. |
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It does, of course, beg the question as to why you wouldn't put the crampons on your feet and avoid the sip in the first place. |
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And the results of wearing your arse crampons inside out..... Ow! |
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[Twizz], anno, sp. "slip" |
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<Falteringly>...so... if... if I strap a badger to my waiste...?</Falteringly> |
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I was scared to read what this idea was about. It is
one of the rare occasions on the bakery when my
fears have been unfounded. |
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As to the idea, with the addition of some padding, it
would be particularly good for learning to snowboard. |
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Why yould you want a device to stop snowboarders having their life //terminate under the wheels of a snowplough. // ? |
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Yeah, so you try getting ripstop nylon out of a gearbox when
it's 40 below. |
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It's the price you pay for doing an important and popular public service, a form of upmarket vermin destruction. |
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snowboarders = skier roadblocks. |
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Are we talking four-inch-long-spike crampons, or something that might actually be safe to use? I would fear landing with a foot or hand under my arse after a bad tumble. |
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Not to mention blocking the world's view of the magnificence that is my backside, and injuring those who just can't stop themselves from touching. |
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thinkin' rhinestone studs for when you start that slow but not slow enough slide... decorative too. |
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The sun shines out of some arses. As long as it is powerful enough, it should melt the ice. |
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Now there is a thought, the crampons could feature a well-placed lens to concentrate and direct the beam of rectal illumination onto the ice, performing a public service by simple combination of smuggery and crampon. |
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// direct the beam of rectal illumination // |
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That model will undoubtably sell well in france. |
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Could have done with some of these today. Treacherous!
{Tries to attach a second bun} |
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